Notices by neville park (nev@social.coop), page 45

@noelle okay, so we all know about marsupials' two vaginas each leading to its own uterus (and corresponding forked penises). but did you know that they give birth through a special middle canal that just, like, GROWS, and then GOES AWAY afterwards????? https://www.researchgate.net/publication/265347494_The_Opossum_Its_Amazing_Story

for anyone else dealing with this shit, Vaseline and antihistamines help

it's still -7 outside with wind chill but i know spring is coming because my dyshidrotic eczema is starting up [CW: nasty skin condition shit] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyshidrosis #dlws

🎉 Happy New Year! 🎉

Today, March 25, was the New Year in England (until they switched to the Gregorian calendar in the mid-18th century), and totally coincidentally, in Fourth Age Gondor, because that is the day Sauron was defeated.

@xyzzy I know right??

@bryn @selontheweb please call the city's milf control department

Today I took advantage of the warm weather and took a nice stroll along the lake. I found a new source of winter spiders: dead goldenrod tufts and Queen Anne's Lace!

This late in the season, most of the QAL umbels have been reduced to skeletons, umbrella spokes snapped off halfway. The umbels that are still thick clusters are held together with spider silk. And tiny spiders shelter there, still alive somehow.

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@avolkov IN A WORLD...

omg i'm at the parkdale tim hortons and some old guy is bitching about current affairs and lazy millennials or whatever and he mentioned "social justice warlords"

like asgdgfshjkgjjdjk7sfdf

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*glows in the dark, eats a shrimp*

when it comes to fedi meta I have become one of those benthic sea creatures. waves and tempests on the surface cause not even a ripple in my dark and silent world. only faint attenuated flurries of detritus drift down. once in a blue moon a massive carcass falls to the sea floor, some shark or whale, long after it died in the world above and the predators have had their fill of it. a mysterious artifact of some war between creatures beyond my understanding. the scavengers move in.

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the enemy's gate is down

(yes I'm aware of the irony)

@jakobpunkt since then some more people have weighed in! The acarologists, who are familiar with aquatic mites, are all like "big whoop". They've seen it all haha.

A science reporter is doing a story on it, I think, and she will be able to get more thorough responses from the experts.

@SoniEx2 open source pronouns

Today's Judaism StackExchange find (inspired by OP seeing a David Blaine trick): can you swallow and regurgitate a forbidden live animal without breaking kosher? https://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/92012/regurgitating-living-forbidden-species 🐘