Notices by Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)

my calibre has 1947 ebooks in it, how was i to know

i am now aware of three times that i have loaned a book from the library because i didn't realize that i already owned it

@lindentreeisle add a tiling background to my blog that's just the word QUEER over and over again

i don't understand how anyone who has a problem with the word queer can end up following me when i stick it right at the head of my bio for a reason

grammatically i'm pretty sure the male version of a dominatrix would just be a dominator but i can't say i've ever seen a dominator for hire

best part of taz hootenanny is justin's continuing inability to portray a character with reprehensible beliefs despite clearly wanting to

i got mom hooked on bon appetit videos and now she's texting me whenever a new video starts up

#ficblogging

wayne manor is going to take me sixty years to get done

#ficblogging

god. i started wayne manor in 2015. i'm barely through the first three months!! the fic takes place over four years!!!! why am i like this

#ficblogging

i managed to get most of what i wrote last year into a relatively cohesive chapter three and when andrew read what i had so far they cackled so that's a good sign

gonna start a ficblogging tag here and no one can stop me (but you can blacklist it... if you're a COWARD)

@nightpool "i don't want to look like a dingus in front of clark. i need to thoroughly plan my dismount. shit. there's no way to get out of a boat without looking like a dingus. i fucked up. i fucked up."

@VyrCossont hahaha, thank you!!

the only bad thing about splitting up the chapters where i did is that the literal next part is one that i wrote a year ago and which consistently makes me laugh because i'm a self-indulgent tool

i finally updated that fic i started like a year ago about batman and superman going on a fishing trip, so now it ends on a cliffhanger whoops

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14590092/chapters/33717762

#fanfic

"okay, what do seven year old girls like. mark twain? probably mark twain. jane eyre is a girl's book right? everyone loves the three musketeers."

IN FAIRNESS when we first moved back in with my dad, mom told him i liked to read so he went to walmart and bought a whole shelf of cheap public domain classics. i was like seven. maybe grown men just have no concept of what books to offer children.

it just occurred to me how fucking funny that is. this white dude in his mid-twenties comes over trying to bring some Culture and Education to the little girl next door and is like "you can just bring it back whenever you're done" but instead she knocks it out in like 45 minutes and is like "yeah pretty good"