i've taken like fifty selfies since this morning trying to get a single good one and all i have to show for it is this picture of my face when a black-capped chickadee landed on the chain of the swingset next to me
Notices by Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space), page 8
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Apr-2019 13:31:50 EDT Kitty Unpretty
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 17:26:46 EDT Kitty Unpretty
my throat hurts... i'm not sick i just shoveled candy into my mouth so fast this morning that i gave myself a twenty minute coughing fit and i'm still recovering
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The Human Arkle (arkle@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 10:58:47 EDT The Human Arkle
Never forget, Julian Assange is a credibly accused rapist who built his fame off the back of a transwoman's whistleblowing of war crimes while co-running a website that intentionally endangered LGBT people living in the Middle East for no fucking reason.
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 12:18:08 EDT Kitty Unpretty
so now we all get to live with the consequences of transphobes figuring out that the fastest way to get a trans person ostracized from their community as an irredeemable pervert is to accuse them of pedophilia, huh
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 11:53:23 EDT Kitty Unpretty
a fun adhd thing is when you're in pain because you're starving but nothing sounds good so you still don't eat
a funner adhd thing is when you're so full you feel sick but food is still good so you try to keep eating
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pylon fan (sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 11:01:52 EDT pylon fan
Boost if you hate #FreeSpeech
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Official Pleroma Developer (olivia@ms-olive.club)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 00:03:18 EDT Official Pleroma Developer
if you burp and fart at the same time your body takes a screenshot -
Secondlina (secondlina@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 00:38:20 EDT Secondlina
Gonna draw Snufkins forever.
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2019 16:55:08 EDT Kitty Unpretty
WHY is vermiculite so goddamn EXPENSIVE i ask of you
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 17:54:19 EDT Kitty Unpretty
@snakeboy there was a sims community on lj for telling stories through screenshots and one really popular blogger had an extensive gay incest storyline but the drama was all around how heavily she shopped her screenshots
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horrowfide (horrowfide@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 11:54:01 EST horrowfide
nailing all my cum socks to the front door so my enemies know i'm free from sexual tension and focused like a laser.
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 17:45:52 EDT Kitty Unpretty
just scrolling through my mentions muttering "bitch who asked", as all healthy people do
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 11:45:28 EDT Kitty Unpretty
i was confused about my internet being shitty before remembering that it's raining
someday we'll get real internet here and then i'll be unstoppable
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Henny Alfredo (em@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2019 15:23:45 EDT Henny Alfredo
ahh, spiderman... the original web comic
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 05:05:54 EDT Kitty Unpretty
my sourdough turned out... so soft... i'm honestly stunned
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proud south dakotan (citrustwee@knzk.me)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2019 08:01:28 EDT proud south dakotan
something about this whole account is so fucking funny to me. im losing my shit
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2019 05:51:17 EDT Kitty Unpretty
@snakeboy everyone's just living in silent shame with these ads because no one wants to be accused of influencing their ads with big titty velma porn
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Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2019 05:48:39 EDT Kitty Unpretty
@snakeboy everyone i know is getting that ad and it's the funniest thing
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ΠΠ»ΠΈΡΠ° (soconfused@onster.farm)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2019 07:24:09 EDT ΠΠ»ΠΈΡΠ°
The adult baby wikihow is so inspirational!
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snake boy π (snakeboy@godforsaken.website)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2019 09:44:59 EDT snake boy π
When tv was more relevant and adults warned kids it would rot their brains not only were they right but most of them now also have rotted brains