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Notices by Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space), page 8

  1. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Apr-2019 13:31:50 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    i've taken like fifty selfies since this morning trying to get a single good one and all i have to show for it is this picture of my face when a black-capped chickadee landed on the chain of the swingset next to me

    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Apr-2019 13:31:50 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  2. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 17:26:46 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    my throat hurts... i'm not sick i just shoveled candy into my mouth so fast this morning that i gave myself a twenty minute coughing fit and i'm still recovering

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 17:26:46 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  3. The Human Arkle (arkle@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 10:58:47 EDT The Human Arkle The Human Arkle

    Never forget, Julian Assange is a credibly accused rapist who built his fame off the back of a transwoman's whistleblowing of war crimes while co-running a website that intentionally endangered LGBT people living in the Middle East for no fucking reason.

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 10:58:47 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty
  4. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 12:18:08 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    so now we all get to live with the consequences of transphobes figuring out that the fastest way to get a trans person ostracized from their community as an irredeemable pervert is to accuse them of pedophilia, huh

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 12:18:08 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  5. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 11:53:23 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    a fun adhd thing is when you're in pain because you're starving but nothing sounds good so you still don't eat

    a funner adhd thing is when you're so full you feel sick but food is still good so you try to keep eating

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 11:53:23 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  6. pylon fan (sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 11:01:52 EDT pylon fan pylon fan

    Boost if you hate #FreeSpeech

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 11:01:52 EDT from glitterkitten.co.uk permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty
  7. Official Pleroma Developer (olivia@ms-olive.club)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 00:03:18 EDT Official Pleroma Developer Official Pleroma Developer
    if you burp and fart at the same time your body takes a screenshot
    In conversation Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 00:03:18 EDT from ms-olive.club permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty
  8. Secondlina (secondlina@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 00:38:20 EDT Secondlina Secondlina

    Gonna draw Snufkins forever.

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 00:38:20 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty
  9. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2019 16:55:08 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    WHY is vermiculite so goddamn EXPENSIVE i ask of you

    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Apr-2019 16:55:08 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  10. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 17:54:19 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty
    • snake boy 🐍

    @snakeboy there was a sims community on lj for telling stories through screenshots and one really popular blogger had an extensive gay incest storyline but the drama was all around how heavily she shopped her screenshots

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 17:54:19 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  11. horrowfide (horrowfide@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 11:54:01 EST horrowfide horrowfide

    nailing all my cum socks to the front door so my enemies know i'm free from sexual tension and focused like a laser.

    In conversation Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 11:54:01 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty
  12. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 17:45:52 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    just scrolling through my mentions muttering "bitch who asked", as all healthy people do

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 17:45:52 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  13. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 11:45:28 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    i was confused about my internet being shitty before remembering that it's raining

    someday we'll get real internet here and then i'll be unstoppable

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 11:45:28 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  14. Henny Alfredo (em@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2019 15:23:45 EDT Henny Alfredo Henny Alfredo

    ahh, spiderman... the original web comic

    In conversation Monday, 08-Apr-2019 15:23:45 EDT from cybre.space permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty
  15. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 05:05:54 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty

    my sourdough turned out... so soft... i'm honestly stunned

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 05:05:54 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  16. proud south dakotan (citrustwee@knzk.me)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2019 08:01:28 EDT proud south dakotan proud south dakotan

    something about this whole account is so fucking funny to me. im losing my shit

    In conversation Monday, 08-Apr-2019 08:01:28 EDT from knzk.me permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty
  17. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2019 05:51:17 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty
    • snake boy 🐍

    @snakeboy everyone's just living in silent shame with these ads because no one wants to be accused of influencing their ads with big titty velma porn

    In conversation Monday, 08-Apr-2019 05:51:17 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  18. Kitty Unpretty (kittyunpretty@cybre.space)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2019 05:48:39 EDT Kitty Unpretty Kitty Unpretty
    • snake boy 🐍

    @snakeboy everyone i know is getting that ad and it's the funniest thing

    In conversation Monday, 08-Apr-2019 05:48:39 EDT from cybre.space permalink
  19. Алиса (soconfused@onster.farm)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2019 07:24:09 EDT Алиса Алиса

    The adult baby wikihow is so inspirational!

    In conversation Sunday, 07-Apr-2019 07:24:09 EDT from onster.farm permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty
  20. snake boy 🐍 (snakeboy@godforsaken.website)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2019 09:44:59 EDT snake boy 🐍 snake boy 🐍

    When tv was more relevant and adults warned kids it would rot their brains not only were they right but most of them now also have rotted brains

    In conversation Sunday, 07-Apr-2019 09:44:59 EDT from godforsaken.website permalink Repeated by kittyunpretty
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