Notices by games (games@mastodon.club)

Remember Kids, if you read it on a meme or image macro, it must be true.

And knowing is half the battle.

GI JOEEEEEE

To many Fantasy RPGs give humans credit for being adaptable. If I wrote an RPG:

"...Humans also get the racial bonus ability: 'Pack Mentality (see Feats section)'...

'Pack Mentality':
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-1 Wisdom

Select any number of arbitrary traits (Table 2.1). Any player or non-player characters having some or all of these traits are considered friendly. Characters not having these traits are considered unfriendly.
+1 to initiate combat against enemies when in group of friendly characters."

I'd say it's high time we reform academic discourse. Instead of citations, papers, and passive voices, I want academia to follow professional wrestling's model. I want story lines, good vs evil, and theatrical call outs in front of thousands of screaming fans.

If you can't see the appeal of seeing an adjunct professor turning heel, betraying their colleague, and chokeslamming them through a table in order to get the coveted tenure title, then frankly just unfollow and block me now.

please sign my petition to IUPAC to have all vaguely suggestive looking hydro carbon molecules with an attached nitrogen to be classified as "ifunowhatamines"