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Notices by obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)

  1. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 05-Oct-2018 08:29:30 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain :')  https://shitposter.club/attachment/2464870
    In conversation Friday, 05-Oct-2018 08:29:30 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  2. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 13:02:59 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    Donate to my patreon for my life saving surgery, I need to attach a third arm to my body to reach peak performance with the N64 controller
    In conversation Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 13:02:59 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  3. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 18-May-2018 15:16:49 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    top 5 pranks to surprise your parents:
    get a job
    get a gf
    have children
    become successful
    using signal instead of PGP
    In conversation Friday, 18-May-2018 15:16:49 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  4. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 11-May-2018 11:10:09 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    >get bored during break
    >start reading tool manuals on the shelves
    >reach this page
    lmao, lost my sides https://shitposter.club/attachment/1861937
    In conversation Friday, 11-May-2018 11:10:09 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  5. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 15:46:45 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain  https://shitposter.club/attachment/1732798
    In conversation Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 15:46:45 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  6. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 11:05:41 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    hey sony, we got the walkman but wheres the walkwoman, or was that too fatphobic to tell women to walk hmm
    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 11:05:41 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  7. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 15-Mar-2018 08:04:32 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/1657095
    In conversation Thursday, 15-Mar-2018 08:04:32 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  8. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2018 17:33:48 EST obrez(1) obrez(1)
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain the Fediverse
    In conversation Sunday, 21-Jan-2018 17:33:48 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  9. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-Dec-2017 11:35:31 EST obrez(1) obrez(1)
    > (Redirected from 🤔)
    send me back to the correct dimension, this one is weird 😓😓 https://shitposter.club/attachment/1404894
    In conversation Saturday, 30-Dec-2017 11:35:31 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  10. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 29-Dec-2017 14:02:02 EST obrez(1) obrez(1)
    if i was the CEO of Mastodon then for Christmas, instead of just not federating posts, i would've sent the same image of coal to all the bad instances every time a post was made.
    In conversation Friday, 29-Dec-2017 14:02:02 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  11. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 21-Dec-2017 04:02:26 EST obrez(1) obrez(1)
    thought up an unbreakable DRM: you launch the application to play the game, but it only pings the central server, then a dude drives to your house with a computer, sets it up and watches as long as you play, then when you're finished takes the computer to the next guy
    In conversation Thursday, 21-Dec-2017 04:02:26 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  12. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 15:34:26 EST obrez(1) obrez(1)
    tbh should find a wife that would give me reason to go to sleep early
    hmmmmmmm
    In conversation Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 15:34:26 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  13. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Dec-2017 02:36:31 EST obrez(1) obrez(1)
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain pleroma plus when
    pleromacrate full of tenshi eating a corndoggo stickers every month when
    In conversation Tuesday, 12-Dec-2017 02:36:31 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  14. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 08:54:38 EST obrez(1) obrez(1)
    Is 'rightey tightey, lefty loosy' a metaphor about certain political groups being whores
    In conversation Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 08:54:38 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  15. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2017 05:22:16 EST obrez(1) obrez(1)
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/1236727
    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Nov-2017 05:22:16 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  16. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2017 09:24:56 EST obrez(1) obrez(1)
    >noise right next to my window
    >hawks dropping apples onto the roof https://shitposter.club/attachment/756610
    In conversation Wednesday, 08-Nov-2017 09:24:56 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  17. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 03-Nov-2017 02:44:32 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    in reply to
    • ∑ XahLee
    @xahlee lmao gay soccer moms got it changed https://shitposter.club/attachment/783278
    In conversation Friday, 03-Nov-2017 02:44:32 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  18. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 22-Oct-2017 03:28:39 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    in reply to
    • CLICK
    • awg
    @cajun @awg  https://shitposter.club/attachment/1156301
    In conversation Sunday, 22-Oct-2017 03:28:39 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  19. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 22-Oct-2017 03:07:12 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    • awg
    @awg  https://shitposter.club/attachment/1156251
    In conversation Sunday, 22-Oct-2017 03:07:12 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  20. obrez(1) (obrez@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2017 11:49:15 EDT obrez(1) obrez(1)
    • Oneesan succubus
    • Lili
    • yvvu
    @yvvu @lain @pasty
    >and god knows what else without my consent
    you ticked the EULA agreement so you consented :^^^^^^)
    In conversation Monday, 16-Oct-2017 11:49:15 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
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