Notices by bailey//rockruff⚪ (ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz), page 123

the cowboy had a few horses match the speed of the train car that was carrying the nuclear waste, and used the horses to basically slingshot the train car in a different direction from the town after it had made its way to the gap in the tracks where the cowbay earlier detonated a small charge

the maneuver worked, but somehow they accidentally contaminated more of the surrounding area than intended, and a whole bunch of wild pokemon died. a catastrophically large amount.

dream dad hooked up the vcr and him and mom and i all sat down to watch some old as fuck cartoons. one of the ads that played before the cartoons involved a runaway train speeding on a track, with some sort of wall trying to form around it to contain it

except the train was going too fast, and was apparently carrying nuclear waste and about to blow up somehow, so some cowboy went and blew up the tracks halfway to town, the crew of the train released the train cars from the engine

so there was more to my dream just now than i properly remember, but i'll recount what i can

i was living with an ex queen and she was looking at old paperwork denoting what etiquette the queen is required to display, including "always eating while walking" and "watch vhs tape cartoons when possible"

she happened to be my mom, and my dad was present, and my family was just happy and very Together for once. we lived in a small yet luxurious house.

hot damn, what a dream i just had

anyway i really gotta sleep. g'night folks~

i can't seem to stop listening to hesitant alien. i always skip the first track but listen to the rest all the way through, no shuffle. it's such a mood these days

@monorail oh

i guess i'll have to listen to that at some point

i've played a few levels but it's nowhere near as engaging as the multiplayer. so i only really end up playing it when the multiplayer servers are down...

idk, it's just too easy.

i haven't even played through the base game's campaign yet, oops. maybe i should play that at some point.

also i played a game where i was 1 of 2 players across both teams who were squids and the rest were octos

i hate when i can't ignore expensive dlc...

turns out it's still difficult for me to play spla2n in handheld mode. oof

@monorail blocked + reported

@monorail oh, there's a new album?

orange juice with pulp is bad actually

lmao i go to play the switch and the joycon are mysteriously dead again

guess i'll just play spla2n in handheld mode

almost every time the game freezes, the controller turns off or starts flashing, like there's either a power issue or some sort of interference messing with the system

i thought it had something to do with the BSODs i was having before i got a new motherboard, but those have stopped entirely aside from that one time during update weirdness the other day.

sometimes i can go weeks without problems. sometimes i can't play a single match without 3 freezes and eventually, a straight up fatal crash

i still haven't quite figured out how to deal with the "rocket league freezes because wireless communications suck" thing. like, i'm playing the game over ethernet, but it seems like the problem is my bluetooth controller?

for some reason i really dig stuff like scented face scrubs and foot scrubs. really wish i had the money to frequently buy things like that pineapple smoothie face scrub i was given one time, or the exfoliating sugar scrub for my feet, or any of lush's products (which i don't think i've ever bought)

every time i use the hair dryer my hair poofs up all big. anyway i'm clean as heck now

@noiob happy birth!!