Notices by bailey//rockruff⚪ (ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz), page 145

WE ARE THE BORK
YOU WILL BE ARFSIMILATED RESISTANCE IS FURTILE

could use a better skin but eh, i really like it so far

somehow, while lumin was watching me unlock a single crate, i got the exact thing i wanted from it (a new car - the twinzer) so that pretty much made my night. also equipped the Tiny Dog finally

i wonder how many of those "recycle your old tech!" boxes are actually datamining initiatives in disguise

dog's

one problem with playing 1v1 is that you don't have to look out for other players. so i'm used to doing everything myself, and probably end up getting in the way of my teammates when playing other modes, or playing with friends

i like playing rumble in rocket league because on top of it being ridiculous and full of action, good players aren't always familiar with the powerups but i am, so i get a slight edge there and do better than in standard

i like 1v1 standard because if i fail, then there are no teammates to get upset at me, and i have more time to react and less people to watch so it's a little easier to get in position when i need to.

@Efi that's pretty good though! i don't think i know anyone else who's gotten that far

@Efi damn...

@Efi decent! i think the best i've done on the original NES version was lv14 (mode A, fresh start)

@Efi nah, i'm talking friends and partners, though that's still not the best indicator of skill ig

i guess i'm alright at splatoon? i seem to do better at it than i do at rocket league, at the very least.

oh, i'm pretty decent at worms. i've never played any online matches but i rarely lose at local multiplayer.

i'm trying to think of a multiplayer game i'm good at but i'm coming up empty. there's not really any game that i can consistently win at.

@ky0ko yeah

dog sounds

@monorail hi glacia i'm bailey

@monorail hi girl i'm dog

kinda wish there were some sort of toggle that lets me identify whether or not a player is real or a bot. but maybe it's better for my self esteem if i can't tell, lmao

i was convinced i was getting better at quake because i came dead last in a couple matches at first, then started pulling up the scoreboard, and finally on my last solo match, i got 2nd place with 37/50 kills, and got about 15 medals

but it turns out they could just be bots...