Notices by witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social), page 19

you know that story of how bob ross got his hair permed to save money on haircuts. well im no expert on the economics of haircuts in the early 80s but i bet a perm cost significantly more than a few short back and sides. bet he just really really wanted a perm

full on rear-headbutted a wall with feroicous intensity owiee

@jk mcrrrrickety.... bones

wait thats the joke you just did. uh

@jk i was about to go to bed but i might wait an hour or two until i can shake the mental image of skelejohn mcriririririririck

@jk

ingredients
3.5 roasting potatoes
1 stone of lard per potato

@jk

@jk this is genuiely frightening

@jk FGUCKING AELHELL

@jk heck maybe ill nancy reagan him

@jk i googled him specifically to find out when he died

@jk adam and the belts

case you forgot

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@jk was this filmed in 2004