Notices by jorty (jordyd@octodon.social)

I would never major in physics primarily because I’d be unable to pretend Star Trek was real

In Florida the time is unmarked by a change in season, the days indistinguishable by weather, the streets arranged in grid-like sameness. Even the ground itself is as flat as a pancake. Turn back while you still can. The equidistant palm trees lining the road never stop.

(going up to a gamer couple) So who’s for the alliance and who’s for the horde?

The egg was invented by Sir Eggs Benedict in 1543

my therapist: The GNU Build System aka Autotools isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.

the GNU Build System aka Autotools:

No swearing OR cussing is allowed

@nonphatic
“Zero person games (simulations)”

My third eye just snapped open

trending among C programmers:
- #include
- #ifdef
- #endif

mastodon.social is like the Ellis Island of the fediverse

Well, I suppose incrementing it every time you reference it is true to the spirit of C++'s featureset

I’m glad every website supports OpenID instead of making you make a new account just for them that would be a nightmare. Glad we definitely do not do that ever anymore and that doesn’t happen

“Text is the universal interface” actually a statistical error. Unix Georg, who writes 1 billion characters to stdout per second, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

I keep hearing about JS in Excel but tbh I don't think that's really a terrible idea

I can't wait until all software is fixed and works perfectly without problems

You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

Cryptozoology is the study of hiding your cats from your landlord

Ayn Rand’s theories are actually entirely consistent if you assume everyone is a sociopath