Notices by :newl:​iliana​:newr: (iliana@cybre.space), page 31

need someone to coach me into believing it's okay to play smash online

okay I now have a lewd/kink account at @iliana. let's see if I remember to use it instead

@Kat the thing mastodon now uses for hidden images https://blurha.sh/

@Kat oh maybe I should run it through blurhash

shit now I need an avatar for my lewd account

@maenad I use these regularly and still have no idea what I mean

@gdkar copying and pasting this post directly into an expense report

I’m now thinking of sampling your vibrator for music purposes

apparently I don't have to take training or a test. I just need to give an insurance company money. this is phenomenal

I'm very tempted to become a notary public

@lifning
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(the letter I got says "change the gender marker" but the affidavit says "sex" presumably because that's what the field is called on the birth certificate)

anyway, here is State of Kansas Form VS624, Affidavit for Gender Marker Change or Sex Change, We Don't Really Know the Right Term http://www.kdheks.gov/vital/download/Affidavit_to_Amend_Sex_on_Birth_Certificate.pdf

the kansas department of health and environment office of vital statistics apparently is requiring a notarized affidavit for gender marker changes

the affidavit was Last-Modified: Thu, 27 Jun 2019 15:22:59 GMT on their website, four business days after the order was filed

and the court order does not specify a notarized affidavit, but instead a "sworn statement"

hmm

you are your own notary public

oh my GOSH i pulled a really nice shot of espresso this morning :blobmelt:

My Bra Tore Up a Piece of Carpet: The iliana Story

(it can’t be cybre.space because amaroq is weird about multiple accounts on the same domain I think)