Notices by :newl:​iliana​:newr: (iliana@cybre.space), page 4

@djsundog @lroop the FCC has been doing a lot to put that responsibility on manufacturers though, supposedly that’s why it’s been harder to replace OSes on access points

big meow energy

:iliana: 💬 what vegetable should we have with poutine tonight?
:colleen: 💬 hard egg
:iliana: 💬 ...that is not a vegetable
:colleen: 💬 ok authoritarian

@antifuchs this is the worst version of "fuck, marry, kill" I've ever played

this happened earlier

I thought I didn't have my keys. I definitely did.

I might be a literal cat

my political platform is a paper shredder in every home

what level of chaos energy are you on? oh, that's nice. me? I wrote "void" on a check in three separate places and then ran it through a paper shredder

@djsundog lenovo does this too, it sucks. I've heard rumor that it's a requirement from the FCC but that seems like it might be bullshit.

@lifning @Sylvhem I wrote a sample check to show her how and she tried to eat it, but I like your theory too

they did it, with only a single paper cut sustained to their lips. everyone be proud

gonna teach my partner how to write a check

@zigg the most radical gender-neutral conference restrooms I've seen were at open source and feelings, where they taped trash bags over the urinals to require everyone to use stalls.

@halcy unfortunate

@halcy fascinating

Switched to a new branch 'nyoom'

my favorite “irl environmental storytelling” is the mild surface corrosion on the elevator doors in my building from dogs poking their snoots up to it as they’re about to exit

@gdkar [extremely smash announcer voice]

new interview question: "how is fwupdmgr pronounced"

daily bathroom selfie (eye contact)

@sam https://mobile.twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/603384079044759552