Notices by :newl:​iliana​:newr: (iliana@cybre.space), page 40

oops I went over an ounce

@annika I had it in my letter to them last year, too! and they actually typed it out!

starting my day wearing a collar and writing a letter to the State of Kansas Department of Health and Environment Office of Vital Statistics

the two most important tools in our apartment’s junk drawer are a seam ripper and a vise grip

taking the rest of the week off of work to move and boy howdy this is the best choice I've made in a long time

I think I burned out at work and didn't realize it

Customer questions & answers

[calls my lawyer] hi yeah if my girlfriend ghostwrites something for me and I post it without crediting her am I gonna go to jail?

if jpeg is so good how come there’s no kpeg

having The Surgery next week (PNG to JPEG conversion)

about to board my last monorail commute :(

there's red phones near the stairway doors in my work building, and periodically they ring. this is my evidence that we live in the matrix

has the ikea shark already achieved vaporwave status?

having a normal one at work today

@zkat it's happening!!

welcome to my girlfriend, my girlfriend, and me

as a chaotic neutral linux witch doing nothing is the most sure-fire way to Protect Shareholder Value