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  1. Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 18:02:29 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
    Und dann sind wir noch an diesem Ungetüm vorbeigekommen.
    pirati.ca/photo/1170563589663a…
    In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
    • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 17:35:21 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
      Noch eine Ähnlichkeit zu Hamburg. Die Mülleimer sind die die gleichen.
      pirati.ca/photo/1632192322663a…
      In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
      • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 12:20:49 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
        Wäre nicht dieser Freibadgeruch nach Chlor, wäre diese Oase noch schöner.
        pirati.ca/photo/1425243456663a…
        In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 16:44:04 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
          • eeepee@diaspora.psyco.fr
          @eeepee mehr oder weniger ist das im Bereich Times Square/ Grand Central Terminal.
          In conversation about a year ago permalink
        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 16:45:35 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
          • Hypolite Petovan
          @Hypolite Petovan Greenacre Park
          In conversation about a year ago permalink
      • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 16:13:30 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
        Netter Ausblick.
        pirati.ca/photo/1408480359663a…
        In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 16:44:32 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
          @Kapuzenhund ist wohl ein Instagram Hotspot.
          In conversation about a year ago permalink
      • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 11:56:51 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
        Ampelsignale sind auch nur Empfehlungen.
        pirati.ca/photo/1572555618663a…
        In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 03:33:36 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

          Didn't happen just now, but just came to mind as I was hanging a towel to dry.

          Swedish for "the towel" is "handduken".

          "Kid, I'm in the shower and I forgot that I just put my towel in the laundry. Could you hand me a new one?"
          *kid enters with a fresh towel*
          "HANDUUKEN" (same intonation as Mortal Combat "hadōken")

          Life is just better when we're silly.

          In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
          • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 10:34:10 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
            • Hypolite Petovan
            @Hypolite Petovan Well rip my spine out and hang it in shame.
            In conversation about a year ago permalink
        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 21:50:19 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
          Head in the clouds ...
          pirati.ca/photo/59505549616638…
          In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
          • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 08:26:26 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
            • eeepee@diaspora.psyco.fr
            Wir hatten bislang Glück. Das Wetter passte zu unseren Unternehmungen.
            In conversation about a year ago permalink
          • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 07:58:22 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
            • eeepee@diaspora.psyco.fr
            Das hatten wir gestern. Es war eindrucksvoll.
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        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 06:25:55 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

          "More skunks can do handstands than we thought"

          popsci.com/science/skunk-hands…

          In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
          • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 23:05:36 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

            "Submit this assessment before [three weeks ago] or it will be recorded as an incident"

            Always hard to decide if this kind of thing is urgent, or if the moment of urgency has passed and now it makes no difference.

            In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
            • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 20:44:40 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
              New York bei Nacht ist cool.
              pirati.ca/photo/10299958856639…
              In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
              • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 18:15:05 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                Eine ehrliche Werbung ...
                pirati.ca/photo/14185132256639…
                In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
                • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 13:33:38 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                  Manhattan im Dunst
                  pirati.ca/photo/86063134016639…
                  In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
                  • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 14:19:52 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                    • Rainer "diasp​.org" Sokoll ✅
                    @Rainer "diasp.org" Sokoll ✅ nö, von Liberty Island.
                    In conversation about a year ago permalink
                • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 12:17:20 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                  Und überall Security.
                  pirati.ca/photo/10803739916639…
                  In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
                  • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 11:41:16 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                    Hier wird Geld verbrannt
                    pirati.ca/photo/12965642426638…
                    In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
                    • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 10:28:11 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                      Fast normales Frühstück.
                      pirati.ca/photo/19507403486638…
                      In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
                      • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 06:16:30 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                        @excds An influx of new fedi users from a burning social network plus curiosity and exponential browsing will do that to my tabs. 😅
                        In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 05:04:08 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

                          That's me in the corner
                          That's me in the spotlight
                          Losing all my sessions
                          Trying to keep an eye on them
                          But I don't know if I can do it
                          Oh no I've clicked too much
                          I haven't clicked enough

                          "Firefox user loses 7,470 opened tabs saved over two years after they can’t restore browsing session"

                          tomshardware.com/software/mozi…

                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 05:08:08 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          in reply to
                          I lost 1k – 2k tabs from Nov 2022 to Mar 2024 when I accidentally factory reset my phone.
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 06:18:39 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          in reply to

                          @excds More than 99 tab groups, each tab group with 5–100 tabs ...

                          (At 130+ tabs in one group the browser starts becoming sluggish)

                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                      • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 06:32:45 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

                        "Voting isn’t marriage - it’s public transport. You are not waiting for “the one” who is absolutely perfect."

                        With this metric, is even marriage like marriage? Do people believe there is exactly one person out of seven billion that is your soulmate and you have to find them?

                        Tangent from:

                        mstdn.social/users/sandlapper3… @ebbtide

                        In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
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                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 11:39:43 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          • Mans R
                          @Mans R @ebbtide Technically they're correct in all cases but one.
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 16:07:50 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          in reply to

                          More eloquent and explicit:

                          ♲ @mpjgregoire@cosocial.ca: Marriage shouldn't be about waiting for "the one" who is absolutely perfect either. No one's absolutely perfect, neither are you. If you want to get married and have kids, find someone you think you'll be generally happy with and whom you think will be generally happy with you and choose to love that person as much as you can.

                          #marriage

                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 23:15:34 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

                          @M. Grégoire I wasn't aware that Samuel Johnson had such renown and that people would be quoting his biographies. He seems quite interesting.

                          He doesn't seem to hold women in very high regard though, so I wouldn't interpret that quote too charitably.

                          It's probably less about realistic expectations and investing attention, and more about women as replaceable temptresses.

                          samueljohnson.com/marriage.htm…

                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                      • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 16:47:12 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

                        Tim Russ explains "The Star Wars".

                        tumblr.com/ensign-spider/71638…
                        an anxious ensign tumblr.com/ensign-spider/71638…

                        In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 23:00:53 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          • Federated Republic of Sean
                          @Charles U. Farley "Shall I flog them as well?" is my favorite.
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                      • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 08:49:21 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                        Heute startet eine Fahrradtour direkt vor unserem Hotel.
                        pirati.ca/photo/14485803616637…
                        In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
                        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 09:00:36 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                          @Virgil Tipps ich würde da gerne mit radeln. Ich könnte mir auch ein Rad leihen, das ist nicht das Problem. Aber heute treffe ich mich mit einer Person, die ich seit Jahren nicht gesehen habe.
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 09:01:13 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                          • Rainer "diasp​.org" Sokoll ✅
                          @Rainer "diasp.org" Sokoll ✅ stimmt.
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 22:09:54 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                          • eeepee@diaspora.psyco.fr
                          Das Blaue ist ein Helmbezug für die "Five Boro Bike Tour": bike.nyc/events/td-five-boro-b…
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                      • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 21:52:27 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                        Cloudmachine
                        pirati.ca/photo/71660540116638…
                        In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
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