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Didn't happen just now, but just came to mind as I was hanging a towel to dry.
Swedish for "the towel" is "handduken".
"Kid, I'm in the shower and I forgot that I just put my towel in the laundry. Could you hand me a new one?"
*kid enters with a fresh towel*
"HANDUUKEN" (same intonation as Mortal Combat "hadΕken")
Life is just better when we're silly.
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
"More skunks can do handstands than we thought"
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"Submit this assessment before [three weeks ago] or it will be recorded as an incident"
Always hard to decide if this kind of thing is urgent, or if the moment of urgency has passed and now it makes no difference.
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing all my sessions
Trying to keep an eye on them
But I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've clicked too much
I haven't clicked enough
"Firefox user loses 7,470 opened tabs saved over two years after they canβt restore browsing session"
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
@excds More than 99 tab groups, each tab group with 5β100 tabs ...
(At 130+ tabs in one group the browser starts becoming sluggish)
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
"Voting isnβt marriage - itβs public transport. You are not waiting for βthe oneβ who is absolutely perfect."
With this metric, is even marriage like marriage? Do people believe there is exactly one person out of seven billion that is your soulmate and you have to find them?
Tangent from:
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clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
More eloquent and explicit:
β² @mpjgregoire@cosocial.ca: Marriage shouldn't be about waiting for "the one" who is absolutely perfect either. No one's absolutely perfect, neither are you. If you want to get married and have kids, find someone you think you'll be generally happy with and whom you think will be generally happy with you and choose to love that person as much as you can.
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
@M. GrΓ©goire I wasn't aware that Samuel Johnson had such renown and that people would be quoting his biographies. He seems quite interesting.
He doesn't seem to hold women in very high regard though, so I wouldn't interpret that quote too charitably.
It's probably less about realistic expectations and investing attention, and more about women as replaceable temptresses.
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Tim Russ explains "The Star Wars".
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an anxious ensign tumblr.com/ensign-spider/71638β¦
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
First glance: "did they spell Nancy Pelosi wrong??"
Nancy Pallozzi
Second look: "oh, ok, yeah, no, definitely not the same person π
"
Jefferson County Republican Party Chair Nancy Pallozzi
Michael Vogel
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@stupid server maid Ah yes, it seems I fumbled a comment I was writing on the fedi.astrid.tech/objects/0e8d9β¦ thread. I have no idea how I managed to not only drop the text but also make it not a comment.
I should be sleeping hours ago.
clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy πΈπͺππ°ππ
Peace
Is cheaper
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
Michael Vogel
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