Notices by KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li), page 2
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Apr-2020 18:16:18 EDT 
KFist
@ArdanianRight >ventilator treatment not as effective as previously thought
>therefore less space and capacity is needed from not using as many ventilators
This leads me to two conclusions:
>China lied about what an effective treatment entails.
>This screencap is getting more and more accurate as time passes.
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 09-Apr-2020 22:47:59 EDT
KFist
Gee I sure do fucking love all the dynamic javascript on every modern webpage trying to scale the webpage content to any sort of screen resolution from shitty 2000s-tier dumbphone browser to 4K monitor
Gee I sure do fucking love that almost all of this code creates a huge memory leak on multimonitor setups because it constantly detects different resolutions, doesn't know which window it's on, and flips back and forth
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 03-Apr-2020 02:32:21 EDT
KFist
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2020 17:47:31 EDT
KFist
@ChristiJunior @RehnSturm256 @waifu You're either biological male, biological female, or have an exceedingly rare chromosomal disorder. The overwhelming majority of trannies don't have chromosomal disorders. Even XXY has a 0.1% incidence in the general population and X0 is 0.05%. The rest are even more rare. Having webbed toes or polydactyly is more common and you don't see entire identities and multinational groups popping up around those conditions. -
KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-2020 21:59:43 EDT
KFist
>one of the workplace chat groups where pilots share informal chatter gets active once most of us are not-quite-laidoff
>someone suggests that we host a potluck and invites 30 people for next weekend
>this is just 3 days after we have the first confirmed Corona-chan case at work
Pilots are retarded.
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2020 19:42:56 EDT
KFist
@Othinus @hakui There's increasing amounts of evidence that the Chinese knew about it and had a few dozen cases by late November and early December, tried a solid month and a half to cover it up, and only started publishing numbers in mid-January. The near two-month quiet and time lag would explain the frankly unbelievable rumored numbers like 20 million dead, which is what you'd expect from an outbreak starting late November on an aging population with no sense of hygiene, disgusting habits, and living in a smoggy shithole.
Oddly enough, from my preliminary data analysis, it looks like there's a bizarre and unusual time lag with countries who got their first cases in January or early February. Generally, there's a slow increase in those countries, taking about 4-6 weeks to go from 1 to 100 confirmed infected. Somewhere around mid-February to late February, when the total cases from these selected countries reaches about 500, suddenly the number of infected in every country tends to accelerate. By March, you get countries like Canada or Austria or Belgium going from 10 to 100 cases within the space of a week, which seems to be the natural progression in countries that report these statistics. The only exceptions are South Korea, Singapore, and Japan, who are experiencing a much more gradual and very weakly exponential trend with no whistleblowers saying the numbers are bullshit.
So this really leaves me with two possible conclusions:
1. Countries have been actively hiding the numbers since before March in order to give themselves just a few more weeks of panic-free preparation before blowing the lid on the numbers mid-March, which ultimately makes the disease look more infectious than it actually is, since they're trying to catch up to the real numbers gradually. Either way, there's way more people infected than there actually are, and quarantine measures won't do much other than collapse the global economy since there's already so many infected people.
Or:
2. Coronachan is infectious but has a huge reservoir of asymptomatic or weak-symptom carriers that went mostly unnoticed until after the point of no return sometime mid-March when even quarantines wouldn't do much to prevent its spread. Around here, deaths become hard to ignore, and unless wide-ranging and constant testing is done, the true numbers of infected become nigh-impossible to ascertain due to collapsing healthcare systems. Thus, this makes the disease look less infectious but more deadly than it actually is. In any case, quarantine measures won't do much other than collapse the global economy since there's already so many infected people.
My money is on the latter. Based on extrapolation upon that assumption, and the rough trend of most countries whose infection numbers are roughly increasing by 10^(0.083x) where x is the day since first official infection: The real numbers of infected worldwide at the moment, outside of China, is probably closer to 4-5 million, not 400-500k. This actually lines up closely with the death numbers, whose trends are harder to hide, yet disparate relative to the increasingly erratic infection detection numbers. This gives a death rate of about 0.4% instead of 4%.
It also doesn't help that some countries are hiding, downplaying, or outright refusing to publish recovery numbers whilst simultaneously screaming about the death numbers and then holding up positive infection tests as 100% accurate. It screams of a controlled narrative.
(TL note: Day 1 is January 14.)
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 14-Mar-2020 09:43:40 EDT
KFist
>Windoze has been telling me it needs to restart to update for the past week
>finally doesn't let me simply postpone the update notification
>assume it'll restart overnight to update
>it restarts overnight
>it didn't update
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2019 21:17:59 EDT
KFist
Current mood:
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-2018 13:54:04 EST
KFist
Smug クリスマス R/a/dio is up!
Stream: https://smuglo.li/stream.m3u
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-2018 22:52:36 EST
KFist
@nepfag Freedom 4: The freedom to be smug about anything regardless of circumstances.
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-2018 18:01:38 EST
KFist
Is time.
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 01-Jun-2018 21:06:59 EDT
KFist
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KFist (kfist@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 13-May-2018 13:17:49 EDT
KFist
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