Notices by Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 16

@luciferMysticus "Unsafe At Any Hour — Memoirs Of A Traveller Through Gary"

Shit I just remembered when @luciferMysticus thought the Doppler effect was causing a pairing issue with his stereo until I pointed out my phone was in the same frame of reference as the stereo

Why can't you export your Mastodon messages?

Why can't you then import them to a new instance? They don't need to propagate. They should just exist there so anyone visiting an account can see the history.

Why are profiles still not portable, in this land of federated networking?

I don't want a bunch of accounts. I don't want my posts across those not-wanted accounts.

Why do we have to start over when we want to migrate?

You can't even export your media storage, but it is listed.

So frustrating.

https://twitter.com/sovietblobfish/status/1000405590978580481

<<signs you may be living in a dystopia

- there are ceo's with fan clubs
- there are entertainment shows on tv where debt collectors chase down poor people
- you struggle to tell whether or not an article is an advertisement for a product
- armies make memes on social networks>>

<<signs you may be living in a non-ideal system

- there are ceo's
- there are debt collectors
- there are advertisements
- there are armies>>

ESR Considered Harmful

things I did today for the first time:
* make soup
* use a safety can opener
* get really angry at a safety can opener and nearly destroy my kitchen with a can that went flying

python 3 came out before Windows Vista did. If you're still writing code that primarily targets python 2, you're an idiot

I think Trump is an illegal alien, but the space kind. He's only here because he got exiled

@twitter being smart ain't got anything to do with not getting served

@twitter no it's the R&M fans who got served