Notices by Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 5

I saw this sign at work and now I think I should file an OSHA complaint

(Yes this is a real sign where I work)

You've heard of first aid, but have you heard of cursed aid?

@kaniini that sounds really dumb

@kaniini by hostmasks, does he mean vhosts?

also what the fuck

@libc due to poor stack hygeine, self->wolf is now oats

there are 10 wolves inside of you
two are regular wolves
the third counts in binary
there are no more wolves

I'm confused. Can someone explain the origin of the "there are two wolves inside you" thing?

Tonsil stones are fucking lame. They're not even hard enough to be real stones.

@desvox @SamanthaCayne is that a real thing?

@Elizafox also, Steins;Gate 0

@Elizafox you watched it?

@er1n an ass epliogue dropped. two whole ass epilogues even

I don't know if the epilogues are going to have an epilogue though

KARKAT: AT THIS POINT, IT’S NOT A POLICY BEEF THAT I HAVE WITH JANE CROCKER.
DAVE: yeah im the one with the policy beef
DAVE: corporate welfare destroys public infrastructure
KARKAT: SHUT UP, I’M TALKING.

fuck you let the man talk

KARKAT: YOU’RE WASTING CAMPAIGN MONEY!!!
DAVE: were fucking trillionaires dude

hmm...

on one hand, they're spending huge amounts of money to influence elections

on the other hand, they're rich and losing money...

I'm not sure what to feel here

KARKAT: SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF IS ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS SUBJECT MATTER FOR PRODUCING CAMPAIGN ADS!

I disagree. Any candidate who refuses to use SBaHJ is out of touch with today's youth

On another note, I love Dave's obsession with the economy and his hatred of neoliberals

Wow. This metanarrative battle between Dirk and Jade!Calliope is really interesting. More interesting than when Doc Scratch controlled the narrative.

@calvin eep