Notices by Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 6

@calvin you wrote it so you would know

geese are to ducks what giraffes are to horses

@desvox drink more water

@desvox that's what I said when I read that

@sroracle we could make this happen

:succ:

@tek where is this so I can avoid it?

@tek is this some new circle of Hell?

according to one of the bots on one of my IRC channels, pizza is Vulcan puberty

@bhtooefr what's the "yikes" for?

@plausocks who is this?

@plausocks the internet was a mistake

Everyone knows what an elevator pitch is, but why don't we have elevator rolls and elevator yaws? Is it because elevators only control pitch?

I'm about to do something I haven't done in a long time: go to sleep before 10 PM

@izaliamae you're cancelled for cancelling cancelling cancelling

Cancelling is cancelled

@Elizafox I actually did at one point

@efi @Elizafox let's start a war!