Notices by Dude Named PhoneBoy 💻☕️✈️ (phoneboy@noagendasocial.com), page 44

@irritable mine are marked with TSA PreCheck…and I still get randomly selected for a trip through the irradiating nudeoscope or a full body massage 🙄

Those machines that scan your boarding cards should tell you if it has double scanned a boarding pass. They should also tell you if you scan the card for the wrong flight. Both things have happened to me. Worse, they are supposed to check your passport when you board an international flight.

Agree with you @adam that turned around ANA flight seems awfully fishy. Plenty of safeguards to prevent exactly that situation from happening.

Good morning from Tel Aviv! Not exactly a sunny morning, but it is the winter after all. Still warmer than Seattle right now, so I can do shorts and a t-shirt.
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Shabbat shalom from the land of magical shapeshifters

@YoVinnie thanks. The guy behind me probably wishes he was a bit smaller. He was crammed in like a sardine.

After many seltzer waters in the Delta SkyClub and a whole lot of delay, I am finally in the shiny metal tube to Tel Aviv. The seat next to me is looking open. This is a wonderful thing.
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You know it might be a long delay when they send you back to the SkyClub 😑

And yeah, I missed you glorious bastards. #LoveYouMeanIt #NoHomo

En route to the land of the Magical Shape-Shifting Jews
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I occasionally joke that I am the "Shabbos Goy" of my team.

@ChrisWilson @irritable @Brianoflondon

@irritable The laws of Shabbat don't apply to a goy like me :P

@Brianoflondon will.

@rustyb78 @adam @noagendaquotes yeah no, I'll run my own DNS server, thanks.

@irritable I'm generally wary of bread. :P

@mrmcmayhem I've seen that movie too many times. We all have, many of us just don't realize it yet.

In all the times I've been to Israel, I've never done a proper Shabbat dinner. That changes this Friday.

@mrmcmayhem sounds like an excellent scam to create cackles of debt slaves who will spout a failed ideology.

@SwissSenna it seemed like some sort of award show. It would have required paying attention for me to figure out.

This TV show is giving Norman Lear’s ego a fucking blowjob for bullshitting the American public for decades 🤢

@dcgirl @irritable one of these days we will meet in person. 🙏🏻👊🏻

@adam It’d be awesome if there was a viable alternative to the status quo.