Notices by Chris named Ben (chris@noagendasocial.com), page 14

@PapaVanTwee @itm108 now if the Kurds converted to Judaism...

@ManInAbox it's more like function key. Fn WASD. So I've made the 4 keys to the right of the spacebar into arrow keys.

@yukiame what kind of switch did he want?

@itm108 I'm falling love with the man. I can't help it. That's a little true. And if you're going to close a government, Christmas time is the best time. Poor contractors (I guess, though they should have some savings)

@DrChris no, he just gets the celebrity spots. All celebrities get into some ivy league school. So that the proper students can brag about seeing them there. It's like having celebs at conferences.

@PhoneBoy they have their pants put on one leg at a time, you mean, rather.

I've added this to Uncle Chris' wall of crazy tonight.

¡No bueno!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/10/27/pittsburgh-police-responding-active-shooting-squirrel-hill-area/

@coldacid I haven't even adopted vim. I must admit to emacs envy.

@coldacid I'm a vi guy

@WakWak pretty please

@yukiame so so so so gross

@mysticgeek wow

@amuir yeah, sorry. It used to be an awesome site based on postnuke on a nuke variant PHP/MySQL and it was amazing but now I just periodically pan the Wayback Machine for gold nuggets.

@the0ther isn't droning drunk the most fun, tho? We hunt drunk in America.

@PakkonenCT that lady's got some shoulders. Like Olympic swimmers shoulders.

@PakkonenCT maybe he said whore's face