Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 13

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@esheep Counterpoint: https://youtu.be/9w5ZHMwIzvY

@SarcasmKid Well, at least they have good trigger discipline.

@kondziu balloon reserves are the only military force that can be defeated with a potato cannon.

NOW MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. THIS TIME ON MY PHONE.

BRB TALKING TO MY TATTOO ARTIST ABOUT GETTING SOME STRAIGHT EDGE INK.

ALL I CAN SAY ON ON THE INTERNET IS THIS:

DON'T DO DRUGS ALONE OR DO THEM TO COPE WITH A PROBLEM IN YOUR LIFE. ITS NOT THE ANSWER.

@esheep stick it in a shipping container, put it on a container ship bound for Detroit. I'll figure out the rest once it's here.

I'M ALIVE AND NOT IN JAIL.

LONG STORY.

@esheep Ngl I want to import this game based on the title alone.

:night:

@ChillJill Ah, the collage corridor. Let me guess, you have friends at either Eastern Michigan University and/or Central Michigan University/ Michigan State University?

You're the second Niuster I know with a connection to Michigan.

Next time come in the Fall! The weather will suck less and there is pretty trees to look at!

I'm an equal opportunity employer, Femme fatals and non binary persons of danger and sexiness are welcome and encouraged to apply.

I already live in a missile silo, might as well stretch this super villain shit as far as it will go.