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Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 25

  1. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 17:31:55 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • ✨Mahoutsukai Sathy✨

    @sathariel
    God damn, nothing hotter that a girl who can drive stick in 3 inch heels.

    In conversation Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 17:31:55 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  2. 🐚 ms_xenophora 🐚 (amylsacks@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 14:47:38 EDT 🐚 ms_xenophora 🐚 🐚 ms_xenophora 🐚

    Happy 4th!!

    Boost if you're a U.S. citizen (or resident, whatever) who loves this country like you love a violent-tempered landlord w/perpetually sticky fingers, no stomach for repairs, and awful personal boundaries but also a great music and art collection... and so you just grit your teeth and apologize constantly to visitors about them b/c you're too old/broke to move & besides all your stuff's here.

    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 14:47:38 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  3. r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 (cypnk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 15:35:31 EDT r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖

    Current status

    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 15:35:31 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  4. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 17:29:40 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • MightyBigCar

    @MightyBigCar That is some serious fluff on yer doggo.

    In conversation Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 17:29:40 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  5. Azu (azu@pleroma.yorha.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 06:10:29 EDT Azu Azu
    .
    In conversation Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 06:10:29 EDT from pleroma.yorha.club permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  6. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 17:19:18 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    A Gucci loafer stomping on a human face, forever.

    In conversation Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 17:19:18 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  7. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 17:57:32 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • mike

    @mike yo, what is good?

    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 17:57:32 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  8. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 17:56:34 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • mike

    @mike 10/10 would watch

    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 17:56:34 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  9. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 02-Jul-2018 17:44:34 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • MightyBigCar

    @MightyBigCar I'm down for some mass napping, tell you what.

    In conversation Monday, 02-Jul-2018 17:44:34 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  10. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 30-Jun-2018 18:26:51 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • 茶 Ocean

    @Ocean22 my last Uber driver offered me a dime bag of smack. Riding with this cat would be a improvement.

    In conversation Saturday, 30-Jun-2018 18:26:51 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  11. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 30-Jun-2018 16:00:39 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Temperature: 93/33/Lucifer's ballsack

    Humidity: 10000000000000000%

    Time to get naked and pray for death.

    In conversation Saturday, 30-Jun-2018 16:00:39 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  12. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 28-Jun-2018 22:49:58 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    It's my head canon the Kotori is a fan of The Fiery Furnaces

    Her song: Blueberry Train
    https://youtu.be/eIGr70wjnho

    Their song: Blueberry Boat
    https://youtu.be/sLI-uADABIQ

    #cuteposting

    Sauce https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54987207

    In conversation Thursday, 28-Jun-2018 22:49:58 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  13. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:46:31 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • MightyBigCar

    @MightyBigCar in high school, my best friend would blast this song from his car everyday. Funny thing is neither of us ever smoked.

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:46:31 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  14. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:44:24 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • MightyBigCar

    @MightyBigCar
    Johnny roll a ball of hash and make sure its the bomb. Cuz the Devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Veitnam. You'll get a million smackeroos in cash if you can cope. But if you can't, the Devil gets ur dooope.

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:44:24 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  15. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:42:32 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    A TiVo full of hentai.

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:42:32 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  16. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:34:36 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Toilet noodles.

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:34:36 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  17. Electric Shoop (esheep@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 08:31:04 EDT Electric Shoop Electric Shoop

    Have a summer Kumin to help you make it through the heat wave!

    #cuteposting

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 08:31:04 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  18. Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 22:46:45 EDT Snake Girl Ellie Snake Girl Ellie

    content warnings on my jokes

    In conversation Monday, 25-Jun-2018 22:46:45 EDT from elekk.xyz permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  19. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 16:45:53 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • mike

    @mike I have not had a human speak to me in public in three years

    In conversation Monday, 25-Jun-2018 16:45:53 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  20. AkaiHebi 🔞 (akaihebi@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 16:06:46 EDT AkaiHebi 🔞 AkaiHebi 🔞

    everyone on the fediverse is a cute transgirl unless proven otherwise

    In conversation Monday, 25-Jun-2018 16:06:46 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
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