@sathariel
God damn, nothing hotter that a girl who can drive stick in 3 inch heels.
Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 25
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 17:31:55 EDT Nudist Adventures
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🐚 ms_xenophora 🐚 (amylsacks@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 14:47:38 EDT 🐚 ms_xenophora 🐚
Happy 4th!!
Boost if you're a U.S. citizen (or resident, whatever) who loves this country like you love a violent-tempered landlord w/perpetually sticky fingers, no stomach for repairs, and awful personal boundaries but also a great music and art collection... and so you just grit your teeth and apologize constantly to visitors about them b/c you're too old/broke to move & besides all your stuff's here.
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r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 (cypnk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 15:35:31 EDT r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖
Current status
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 17:29:40 EDT Nudist Adventures
@MightyBigCar That is some serious fluff on yer doggo.
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Azu (azu@pleroma.yorha.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 06:10:29 EDT Azu
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jul-2018 17:19:18 EDT Nudist Adventures
A Gucci loafer stomping on a human face, forever.
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 17:57:32 EDT Nudist Adventures
@mike yo, what is good?
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 17:56:34 EDT Nudist Adventures
@mike 10/10 would watch
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 02-Jul-2018 17:44:34 EDT Nudist Adventures
@MightyBigCar I'm down for some mass napping, tell you what.
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 30-Jun-2018 18:26:51 EDT Nudist Adventures
@Ocean22 my last Uber driver offered me a dime bag of smack. Riding with this cat would be a improvement.
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 30-Jun-2018 16:00:39 EDT Nudist Adventures
Temperature: 93/33/Lucifer's ballsack
Humidity: 10000000000000000%
Time to get naked and pray for death.
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 28-Jun-2018 22:49:58 EDT Nudist Adventures
It's my head canon the Kotori is a fan of The Fiery Furnaces
Her song: Blueberry Train
https://youtu.be/eIGr70wjnhoTheir song: Blueberry Boat
https://youtu.be/sLI-uADABIQSauce https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54987207
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:46:31 EDT Nudist Adventures
@MightyBigCar in high school, my best friend would blast this song from his car everyday. Funny thing is neither of us ever smoked.
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:44:24 EDT Nudist Adventures
@MightyBigCar
Johnny roll a ball of hash and make sure its the bomb. Cuz the Devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Veitnam. You'll get a million smackeroos in cash if you can cope. But if you can't, the Devil gets ur dooope. -
Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:42:32 EDT Nudist Adventures
A TiVo full of hentai.
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 19:34:36 EDT Nudist Adventures
Toilet noodles.
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Electric Shoop (esheep@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 08:31:04 EDT Electric Shoop
Have a summer Kumin to help you make it through the heat wave!
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Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 22:46:45 EDT Snake Girl Ellie
content warnings on my jokes
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Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 16:45:53 EDT Nudist Adventures
@mike I have not had a human speak to me in public in three years
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AkaiHebi 🔞 (akaihebi@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 16:06:46 EDT AkaiHebi 🔞
everyone on the fediverse is a cute transgirl unless proven otherwise