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Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 26

  1. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 18:49:38 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    One of the bridesmaids just dabbed. I could not make this shit up if I tried #bullshitwedding

    In conversation Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 18:49:38 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  2. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 18:37:36 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Good lord, if that dress was any shorter I could see the promise land. #bullshitwedding

    In conversation Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 18:37:36 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  3. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 18:23:13 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Dekken

    @Dekken this is going to be a long fucking night.

    In conversation Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 18:23:13 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  4. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 17:29:04 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Dekken

    @Dekken can't, I'm a recovering alcoholic.

    In conversation Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 17:29:04 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  5. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 17:07:50 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Stuck at a bullshit wedding, kill me now.

    In conversation Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 17:07:50 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  6. ✨Mahoutsukai Sathy✨ (sathariel@pleroma.iro-iro.xyz)'s status on Monday, 18-Jun-2018 15:50:23 EDT ✨Mahoutsukai Sathy✨ ✨Mahoutsukai Sathy✨
    #cuteposting
    69298086_p0.jpg
    In conversation Monday, 18-Jun-2018 15:50:23 EDT from pleroma.iro-iro.xyz permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  7. Zettai Ryouiki (zettairyouiki@social.homunyan.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Jun-2018 06:39:51 EDT Zettai Ryouiki Zettai Ryouiki

    #stockings #kemonomimi #girlsfrontline
    https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=69270926

    In conversation Monday, 18-Jun-2018 06:39:51 EDT from social.homunyan.com permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  8. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 13:15:51 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    To whom it may concern:

    My faith in the American experiment died at the Taco Bell on 8 mile and Harper in Detroit at approximately 12:25PM today.

    I will now retreat to my missile silo to self medicate with ice tea and cute anime girls.

    That is all.

    In conversation Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 13:15:51 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  9. Olivia PhD (sarcasmkid@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 04:37:53 EDT Olivia PhD Olivia PhD

    Me

    In conversation Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 04:37:53 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  10. Olivia PhD (sarcasmkid@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Jun-2018 13:39:04 EDT Olivia PhD Olivia PhD

    .

    In conversation Tuesday, 12-Jun-2018 13:39:04 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  11. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 11-Jun-2018 16:15:52 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Linhares

    @linhares :blobpats: I still prefer my transportation to be two wheeled. Just human powered over internal combustion.

    In conversation Monday, 11-Jun-2018 16:15:52 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  12. GABLIN SLAYER :backfromgab: 🔪 :thot_patrol: (zemichi@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 11-Jun-2018 01:01:40 EDT GABLIN SLAYER :backfromgab: 🔪 :thot_patrol: GABLIN SLAYER :backfromgab: 🔪 :thot_patrol:
    :backfromgab:
    DfYKARdUEAApysm.jpeg
    DfQy83IU8AU5Fka.jpeg
    In conversation Monday, 11-Jun-2018 01:01:40 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  13. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 10-Jun-2018 23:39:32 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    FUCK IT ALL.

    My raifu is gonna be my next tattoo.

    #girlsfrontline
    #cuteposting

    SAUCE https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65620911

    In conversation Sunday, 10-Jun-2018 23:39:32 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  14. systemdemon :verified: (satanya@satania.space)'s status on Sunday, 10-Jun-2018 13:52:26 EDT systemdemon :verified: systemdemon :verified:
    Dear parents,

    Just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Maybe they're just looking at some really nicely formatted ANSI C code
    In conversation Sunday, 10-Jun-2018 13:52:26 EDT from satania.space permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  15. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Friday, 08-Jun-2018 20:54:56 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Leapfrog

    @leapfrog

    In conversation Friday, 08-Jun-2018 20:54:56 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  16. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Friday, 08-Jun-2018 20:43:18 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Tired: Thicc schoolgirls.
    Wired: Office Ladies with rock hard abs.

    In conversation Friday, 08-Jun-2018 20:43:18 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  17. 茶 Ocean (ocean22@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 17:04:37 EDT 茶 Ocean 茶 Ocean

    mfw he turns on his PC and it's running GNU/Linux

    In conversation Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 17:04:37 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  18. ℹ️❤️🖥 aka Compy-chan (ilovecomputers@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 17:30:47 EDT ℹ️❤️🖥 aka Compy-chan ℹ️❤️🖥 aka Compy-chan
    • 茶 Ocean

    @Ocean22 you must be behind this

    In conversation Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 17:30:47 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  19. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 17:50:10 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Crashing a bicycle in a parking lot :
    Woopsie! good thing this bike only weights 20 pounds.

    Crashing a motorcycle in a parking lot: ok, more clutch waitnomorethrottle NO CLUTCHIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAABRAKENOTHEOTHERBRAKECLUTCHINCLUTCHINCLUTCHIN STRAINGTINGTHE BARSLOOKUP SHITSHITSHITSHITFUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

    ATGATT, kids.

    In conversation Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 17:50:10 EDT from niu.moe permalink
  20. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 17:42:59 EDT Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Things I learned in Motorcycling school: I do not like motorcycling.

    In conversation Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 17:42:59 EDT from niu.moe permalink
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