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Notices by Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe), page 6

  1. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 11:46:31 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    I don't ghost people, I Sasquatch them.

    In conversation Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 11:46:31 EST from niu.moe permalink
  2. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 19:27:38 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    in reply to
    • woodcat

    @woodcat I'm the one on the couch who is CLEARLY DEAD.

    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 19:27:38 EST from niu.moe permalink
  3. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 19:26:05 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    With the world going to hell and reality being broken and all. I thankful for my little corner of the internet were I can see boobs, post boobs and say fuck.

    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 19:26:05 EST from niu.moe permalink
  4. βœ…β€‹ 𝓔𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓢π“ͺ𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸 (EUnomia score: -NaN%) (proxeus@iscute.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Nov-2018 06:55:17 EST ✅​ 𝓔𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸 (EUnomia score: -NaN%) βœ…β€‹ 𝓔𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓢π“ͺ𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓸 (EUnomia score: -NaN%)
    Cuteeeeeee! :blobbounce: #cuteposting https://twitter.com/dndmgpgpd2/status/1067278543090925568
    In conversation Tuesday, 27-Nov-2018 06:55:17 EST from iscute.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  5. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 26-Nov-2018 23:28:17 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Abdominal muscles

    @abs With all due respect, I found music to help my running tremendously. House/Techno help me set a good pace and track my footfalls.
    https://youtu.be/Rbh0iCzKZUs
    https://youtu.be/lX3w3lvrD68

    Weightlifting? Metal and Punk played LOUD.
    https://youtu.be/InlYa_C1EnQ
    https://youtu.be/OPlrKifWwKY
    (long but worth it.)
    https://youtu.be/50e-NHeR360

    But you should do what works and keep training.

    Peace.

    In conversation Monday, 26-Nov-2018 23:28:17 EST from niu.moe permalink

    Attachments

    1. House Set of Ten Desires - 01: Night Sakura of Dead Spirits
      By Noodles from YouTube
    2. Dbow - Get Involved (Director's Cut Classic House Mix)
      By The Simullax from YouTube
    3. Vreid - Jarnbyrd
      By SatanicCreature from YouTube
    4. The Armed - Paradise Day
      By thearmed from YouTube
    5. Dead! - Something More Original (Official Video)
      By DeadVEVO from YouTube
  6. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 22:13:18 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    And said good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell
    Are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath
    You wasted a life, why wouldn't you waste death?

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 22:13:18 EST from niu.moe permalink
  7. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 13:32:51 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Abdominal muscles

    @abs True that.

    Swimming:
    go to pool
    put on spandex
    shower
    get in pool
    curse pool for being too warm,too cold or too full of pee
    exercise
    shower again
    see an old wrinkly naked person or two
    go home

    running/cycling:
    put on spandex
    leave house
    exercise
    return to house
    shower

    No brainier really.

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 13:32:51 EST from niu.moe permalink
  8. beatrix bitrot (bea@glitch.social)'s status on Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 08:41:51 EST beatrix bitrot beatrix bitrot

    ah I was conscious for a whole half hour before being reminded that the internet and world are in fact steaming garbage

    good morning good morning

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 08:41:51 EST from glitch.social permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  9. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 13:16:31 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • /* 0x0 */

    @kondziu Been there, It sucks.

    *Hugs*

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 13:16:31 EST from niu.moe permalink
  10. Picto (picto@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 06:38:51 EST Picto Picto

    Eat your veggies.

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 06:38:51 EST from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  11. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 23:06:42 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    I just consumed the following

    10 Jimmy Dean snack size sausage breakfast sandwiches.

    Half a pint of Canadian Club whiskey.

    One large Honeycrisp apple.

    48oz of tap water.

    If I'm alive in the morning I'll do some #cuteposting

    In conversation Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 23:06:42 EST from niu.moe permalink
  12. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 23:00:37 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Abdominal muscles

    @abs Probably for the best. In my experience the swim portion is just a floating mosh pit.

    In conversation Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 23:00:37 EST from niu.moe permalink
  13. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 10:31:02 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Olivia PhD

    @SarcasmKid Well, i guess today will be GAY.

    In conversation Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 10:31:02 EST from niu.moe permalink
  14. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Nov-2018 20:23:51 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures

    Bullshit holiday report:

    I SURVIVE.

    In conversation Thursday, 22-Nov-2018 20:23:51 EST from niu.moe permalink
  15. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Nov-2018 20:19:30 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Azu

    @Azurolu god is dead.

    In conversation Thursday, 22-Nov-2018 20:19:30 EST from niu.moe permalink
  16. Egg Girl Fan Account (floatingghost@niu.moe)'s status on Monday, 19-Nov-2018 10:20:18 EST Egg Girl Fan Account Egg Girl Fan Account

    from 2meirl4meirl

    In conversation Monday, 19-Nov-2018 10:20:18 EST from niu.moe permalink Repeated by automaticorange
  17. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 22:28:31 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • MightyBigCar

    @MightyBigCar
    BUT,BUT thats money we could be using to drop bombs on brown people who are on top of our oil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or be used to build a wall that is going to stop other brown people, who are fleeing poverty,famine, and drug gang violence from entering our country to take our jobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAARAGARBALE!!!!!! MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
    DONTTREADONMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    TOYOTAOUTOFNASCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *I am very drunk*

    In conversation Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 22:28:31 EST from niu.moe permalink
  18. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 14:47:15 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • MightyBigCar

    @MightyBigCar
    *spews blood out of my nose in sympathetic anger*

    In conversation Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 14:47:15 EST from niu.moe permalink
  19. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 14:45:38 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Electric Shoop

    @esheep I love coffee! I just feel like ass today! Partly because this song has been banging around in my head since I woke up. https://youtu.be/cM1sQhMGGS8
    (The whole album is amazing though.)
    #sadposting

    In conversation Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 14:45:38 EST from niu.moe permalink

    Attachments

    1. Titus Andronicus - "No Future Part Three: Escape From No Future" (Official Video)
      By Titus Andronicus from YouTube
  20. Nudist Adventures (automaticorange@niu.moe)'s status on Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 14:32:41 EST Nudist Adventures Nudist Adventures
    • Electric Shoop

    @esheep I would love to! But the robot that lives in my brain says I can't. :blob_cry:

    In conversation Sunday, 18-Nov-2018 14:32:41 EST from niu.moe permalink
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