Notices by jackdaw_ruiz :mastodon: (jackdawruiz@mastodon.social)

Janos (jeans Thanos)

Ghost in the .Social

y'all remember when Bill Gates would put on that fursuit and play the character of Emmet Dos, the official mascot for MS Dos?

i remember it. let's all start remembering it.

@burgin

so upset at this that i'm literally snarling. angry enough to be bärenfang.

folks,,,

one or the problems with capitalism is that it's warped our brains into thinking people with an abundance of money are like modern wizards. our culture views the wealthy as though they possess some arcane, esoteric knowledge that gives them moneymancer powers. fiduciary spellcasters! 🧙🏼 💰

like, nah. magic missle is a spell. that rich asshole over there is either exploitative, a product of blind luck, or (probably) both.

folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

🕰️ DAY 2 OF MASTODON🕰️

🚫no talk of 2016 election
🚫no "NICE TRY, IVAN-BOT!"
🚫no 12 follower Nazi trolls
🚫no PROMOTED TOOTs
🚫no DSA slapfights
🚫no rolling hellthread drama
🚫no whims of The Algorithm

✅all your banned faves!
✅pleasant *b'bloop* sound!
✅toot puns!
✅i say again: TOOT PUNS!
✅gentle sandalwood aroma!
✅your old jokes? new again!
✅you look thinner here!
✅have you been working out?