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Notices by 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social), page 18

  1. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 04:17:43 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️
    • Moritz Heiber

    @moritzheiber yeah that looks very promising

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 04:17:43 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  2. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 04:08:13 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    elasticsearch six does not come with or properly depend on java

    of course

    let's pick a fucking jaba version

    five seconds after start the log is already full of stack traces and unhandled exceptions

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 04:08:13 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  3. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 04:01:59 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    of course it's not fcuking compatible with elasticsearch seven let's install version six

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 04:01:59 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  4. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 04:00:10 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    https://www.elastic.co/guide/en/elasticsearch/reference/current/bootstrap-checks.html#single-node-discovery

    that's pretty fucked up but if you're that small and poor there's an option for it, uhhhhh, there, copy paste that, it may work, it may not we don't actually give a fuck if you're not a billion dollar java-running startup

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 04:00:10 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  5. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 03:27:53 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    lmoa it's empty, started since fifteen seconds, and already uses 65% of 🐏

    one gigabyte for a jvm and some empty data structures

    who the fuck made that and how is this shit The search engine

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 03:27:53 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  6. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 03:23:17 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    of course the same Thing could also work fine with 100MB of 🐏 but

    we live in a society

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 03:23:17 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  7. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 03:11:22 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    @cascode uhh extreme case i guess search would get so slow it would time out

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 03:11:22 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  8. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 03:03:14 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    somehow i really don't want to pay 6€/month for it. that's like octodon's db server. or three slightly smaller instances' db server

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 03:03:14 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  9. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 03:01:16 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    do i try to make elasticsearch fit in 2GB of 🐏

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 03:01:16 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  10. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2019 02:20:04 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️
    • Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan:

    @Elizafox i was gonna say duh so i guess i'm pretty awesome

    In conversation Monday, 02-Sep-2019 02:20:04 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  11. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2019 17:42:27 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️
    • Wim πŸ…Ύ

    @wim_v12e yes search will be gone for a while

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Sep-2019 17:42:27 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  12. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2019 16:57:39 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    this hacky thing is processing like 70% of my income. why can't i trust software πŸ€”

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Sep-2019 16:57:39 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  13. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2019 16:53:46 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    update: it fixed the undetermined issue

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Sep-2019 16:53:46 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  14. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2019 16:26:20 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    my last commit, "irreproducible bug fixing attempt", as somehow production fails on the same code and data

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Sep-2019 16:26:20 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  15. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2019 16:08:09 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    localtunnel is broken, serveo is broken, great

    In conversation Sunday, 01-Sep-2019 16:08:09 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  16. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 04:13:19 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️
    • Jean-Michel Februus

    @Elza @papey ui chercher dans cargo-tree et grep dans src c'Γ©tait bien relou

    In conversation Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 04:13:19 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  17. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 03:57:49 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️
    • Jean-Michel Februus

    @papey no

    In conversation Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 03:57:49 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  18. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 03:57:15 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    ooooh i just remembered my last dream. extremely kinky :blobsweats:

    In conversation Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 03:57:15 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  19. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 01:20:33 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    self y u no sleep

    In conversation Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 01:20:33 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  20. 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 00:39:16 EDT 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ 🏡️ virtualice 🏡️

    "centorea waifu dakimakura" okay lmao

    € 14,84 15%OFF | monster musume no iru nichijou anime dakimakura hug pillow case Centorea waifu pillow otaku
    https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/E5hasLfS

    i get it i just, didn't expect that

    In conversation Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 00:39:16 EDT from octodon.social permalink
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