Notices by 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social), page 21

@Alesha tag urself i'm "(Please choose one)"

@jordyd *checks* am 50% scary

i mostly couldn't eat a mushroom but i'd date a fungoid

ah fuck it's late anyway

wait where do i even sleep lmao

even the cats are sleeping. it's too quiet

"speed up your python using rust" no actually i want to slow down my rust using python

a room lit with a purplish led lamp really is a whole atmosphere alone at night

@Elza @Sylvhem jsp perso je suis plutôt satisfaite de genuis en général, les analyses et interpretations sont souvent pertinentes et même parfois confirmées/expliquées par les auteurs

capitalism in theory: the free market is the most efficient structure if everyone has all the information

capitalism in practice: the point is the hide the most information to the best of your ability otherwise everyone understand it's all a sham and you don't get paid

everyone: *sleepy*

me, for once, but yet again: I HAVE CONSUMED THE CAFFEINE

family: **interact**
work people: **interact**
more work people: **interact**
more family: **interact**

thank but i need a thicc joint okay

can i rate limit the matrix it's too intense

@val @Eramdam i'd sell it to a rich kid any fucking day

@Eramdam lmao how much is this shit worth

@Elizafox i feel like it's a very american thing i didn't get

꜆amel꜆ase

i mean seriously how does a cis parent think it's okay to ask their children what they intend to do with their genitals

do i also need to tell you ten years in advance when and how i intend to become a god-like entity of pure information

@rey are they synonymous or am i translating it badly

"will you get The operation"

i could write a whole book on why i don't fucking know and how it's tearing me apart every day but i still wouldn't think it's any of your business

gandma replied, she's mostly okay with it 🎉

sent the coming out Mail to my grandma. ohh shit oyyyy lmao ohhhhhhh fuc