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Notices by The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social), page 44

  1. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-May-2018 18:45:02 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    Now they're sending me through San Francisco

    But they gave me a meal voucher, so

    In conversation Saturday, 19-May-2018 18:45:02 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  2. Mayel - ghost account (mayel@social.coop)'s status on Saturday, 19-May-2018 05:25:08 EDT Mayel - ghost account Mayel - ghost account

    It's officially time to quit using #Google services! Time to talk alternatives (I've got some suggestions).

    Google Removes 'Don't Be Evil' Clause From Its Code of Conduct
    https://gizmodo.com/google-removes-nearly-all-mentions-of-dont-be-evil-from-1826153393

    In conversation Saturday, 19-May-2018 05:25:08 EDT from social.coop permalink Repeated by bgcarlisle

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      Google Removes 'Don't Be Evil' Clause From Its Code of Conduct
      from Gizmodo
      Google’s unofficial motto has long been the simple phrase β€œdon’t be evil.” But that’s over, according to the code of conduct that Google distributes to its employees. The phrase was removed sometime in late April or early May, archives hosted by the Wayback Machine show.
  3. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-May-2018 15:09:15 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    The news station here in the airport appears to be giving tips on what to do in case a black bear climbs up the tree you're camping in

    And I'm like: I get it, we're in Canada, just chill k?

    In conversation Saturday, 19-May-2018 15:09:15 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  4. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-May-2018 15:03:20 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    "Spectacles" as a synonym for "eyeglasses" probably has the quickest semantic satiation of any word I can think of

    I say the word once and I'm like "no that's not right"

    In conversation Saturday, 19-May-2018 15:03:20 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  5. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Wednesday, 16-May-2018 10:29:44 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    ~ Talking about getting ready to go to the conference for the Society for Clinical Trials ~

    My thesis supervisor: So I guess you're all ready to go then?

    Me: Yeah, I know how cons work, I got my Captain Kirk outfit ready and it's amazing

    Supervisor: Wait

    In conversation Wednesday, 16-May-2018 10:29:44 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  6. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-May-2018 13:27:22 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    * Dons deerstalker cap, places pipe in mouth *

    Me: I have deduced from the recording left behind by the witness that Miss Gloria's intruder can be no other thanβ€”an astronaut!

    Friend: What

    Me: * Presses the play button *

    🎢 And so you're back, from outer space
    I just came in to find you here with that sad look upon your face 🎢

    Friend: Okay I'm done here

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-May-2018 13:27:22 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  7. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Friday, 11-May-2018 21:28:38 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    ~ Fun fact ~

    There's a contest for all five of the Eurosenses!

    * Eurovision is for original songs, of course
    * Eurolfactory is for industrial design history trivia
    * Europroprioception is for gymnastics
    * Europrecognition is NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC WHO TOLD YOU WE EXIST, and
    * Euroecholocation is for masked crime-fighting

    In conversation Friday, 11-May-2018 21:28:38 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  8. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Apr-2018 20:20:56 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    Me: Hey Siri, if you can help me pull off this bank heist, I'll make it worth your while

    Siri: I'm listening

    In conversation Friday, 27-Apr-2018 20:20:56 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  9. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-2018 08:33:06 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    Fun game:

    * Go to page on academic journal's website for some paper of interest
    * Click the [PDF] button as fast as you can

    If the PDF downloads faster than the HTML version of the paper with all the ads can load, you win!!

    In conversation Monday, 23-Apr-2018 08:33:06 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  10. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 13:25:10 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈
    in reply to
    • Coffee & Aspirin

    @deejoe I mean, do you still have the same computer, or even a continuous carry-over of files from the computer you used in 2001? Hahaha

    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 13:25:10 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  11. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 13:24:08 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    An image format that includes the original image as taken by the camera, but also a non-destructively applied and constrained set of alterations or filters

    So you'd have the original photo data which is never changed, but then it procedurally adds the brightness/contrast changes, straightening/cropping, colour, blur/sharpening, etc.

    People could look at an Instagram-style photo and compare to the original, and photo editors wouldn't have to keep multiple copies

    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 13:24:08 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  12. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 12:59:46 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    Shortly after I bought my very first computer (a 2001 dual-USB Apple iBook running Mac OS 9, but you could boot into Mac OS X if you were feeling adventurous), Apple released iPhoto

    And the way they billed the app, it was supposed to replace all those boxes of old negatives and photo albums

    It was going to be a permanent digital storage for all the photos you'd take over the years

    Welp

    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 12:59:46 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  13. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 10:27:47 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈
    • Zag

    @Zag Hi welcome!

    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 10:27:47 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  14. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 23:45:48 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈
    • GEBA

    @geba No I'm the fairy that makes your problems with R go away

    *Ding*

    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 23:45:48 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  15. Lord Guysbert de Fieri (inspectorcaracal@tootplanet.space)'s status on Friday, 20-Apr-2018 20:22:19 EDT Lord Guysbert de Fieri Lord Guysbert de Fieri

    Have you ever had one of those moments where you're like lifting the flaps of a box of raisins and you realize that the entire cardboard box construction from concept to manufacturing is a product of the massive wave of commercializing and mass production of packaged food products aimed at post-ww2 housewives trying to single-handedly maintain middle to upperclass living standards without the historically necessary assistance of hired help?

    In conversation Friday, 20-Apr-2018 20:22:19 EDT from tootplanet.space permalink Repeated by bgcarlisle
  16. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 23:34:34 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈
    • GEBA

    @geba Hi welcome!

    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 23:34:34 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  17. The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 21:58:17 EDT The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ 🌈

    "I want to break free" is the Correct Choice for housework music

    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 21:58:17 EDT from scholar.social permalink
  18. Concerned MooMooCow (zeezeemoomoo@cybre.space)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 16:21:07 EDT Concerned MooMooCow Concerned MooMooCow

    cops, fash

    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 16:21:07 EDT from cybre.space permalink Repeated by bgcarlisle
  19. Andrew Miloradovsky (amiloradovsky@scholar.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 15:38:44 EDT Andrew Miloradovsky Andrew Miloradovsky

    Have any culture ever devised a proper #hexadecimal notation? I'm not speaking about utilizing the Latin #letters (a-f/A-F) as the #digits.
    For instance, is there ever a #glyph which would mean "ten" in any context, just like 2 means "two", even if standing alone.

    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 15:38:44 EDT from scholar.social permalink Repeated by bgcarlisle
  20. Otts! (otts@vulpine.club)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 17:21:06 EDT Otts! Otts!

    From: @Otter_News@twitter.com

    Don't you EVER try to take my crab again! OK? https://t.co/rl3iLqZvVM

    ---
    * Origin: Twitter (https://twitter.com/Otter_News/status/987802920921059328)

    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 17:21:06 EDT from vulpine.club permalink Repeated by bgcarlisle
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