Notices by Spookster Alves (impiaaa@mastodon.social)

Music podcast idea: The theme song is the same every episode but performed/covered by that episode's guest interview

@ekaitz_zarraga sorry. the original joke goes: "Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31=DEC 25." That's what I was referencing. What was yours?

@djsundog an instance where clicking the "follow" button makes some random user on the instance starts following them

A gardening/aqueduct themed instance where followers/following are renamed to flowers/flowing

Silence is golden, whitespace is nice space

hey so you're still doing a great job k thx

Has anyone on Mastodon died yet? If I recall correctly, it took a while for Twitter and Facebook to realize that it's a problem, and to figure out what to do when it happens.

Rechargeable batteries work a lot like how humans deal with energy. They discharge at a steady rate, discharge more quickly with more heavy use, recharge regularly (nightly) or ad hoc (naps), and as they age they gradually lose capacity. It still takes a while for age to have a noticeable effect, and something else usually happens first before it gets bad. Though, traumatic incidents can also drastically reduce capacity.

My team has an opening for a new software developer in San Jose, working on the media pipeline in DVRs. http://jobs.jobvite.com/careers/tivo/job/oOJZ5fwl Come join team Dread Pirate Roberts! 🏴☠️ (disclosure, I get a bonus for a successful referral) #jobs

I repeat, if you are in the Bay Area at all, PLEASE STAY INSIDE as you are able. "Unhealthy" air quality almost everywhere now. https://airnow.gov/index.cfm?action=airnow.local_city&zipcode=94115&submit=Go

Feature request: when someone favorites your status, the first note of the notification sound for you plays on their mouse-down, the second note plays on their mouse-up. So I can send you either a badoop, a ba-doop, or a ba…
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