@lain on every level except physical, i am a pump
[pump sounds]
@lain on every level except physical, i am a pump
[pump sounds]
@hushabunny gummy bunny
arwalk is coming out of the barn as a furry
"what's a girl to do?
she turned to stripping."
uh idk there are probably other options before that too did u try mcdonalds
tbt to when me& lain talked about doing a duet
id totally forgotten tbh
@sim RIP (Riot In Peace)
the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling https://niu.moe/media/9yBVFvN-2fR7BeTJoaM
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all the mike coles in the house lemme hear you say ayooo
shpin
gargron is mike cole from another dimension. he is trying to get close to the mike cole of this dimension in order to gain his trust so he can destroy him and take over his life
@cybermeow jakfndn he's a nice little kitty he loves running and playing with everyone and everything!
time to go drive down the train tracks! hasta la pasta!
@thatbrickster GOD DAMN IT I CLICKED ON THAT LINK
this guy dressed in all black was tapping at my window at 2 am & he said he was my uber driver so i let him in & he tied me up & stole my tv
don't @ me if you can't dry swallow pills you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
@Azurolu I want to get off mr bones wild ride
i wish animal crossing was real so i could be in debt in real life
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