Notices by ♡ rye ♡ (rye@niu.moe), page 6

animal crossing: redemption

don't corrupt me!

@shpuld this is straight from hell
https://niu.moe/media/qRE2ydJPSijKDECoEPw

@mike someone sent me this picture and it was the first thing i saw after waking up. i think im dying
https://niu.moe/media/oAcry1TKQ_jlbrt1zxo

imagine spending hours every day working on a movie and making it as terrifying as you can but then you go online and everyone wants to fuck the clown

you open your shower curtain. mark zuckerberg is there. he slowly reaches out and touches the center of your chest. you fleetingly notice his hand is covered in a layer of thin scales before all of his knowledge is suddenly rushing into your head. as your consciousness fades to black among the paid promoted ads and the lowercase f logos, you hear him speak one last time. "zuckerburg 2020..." he whispers as you slowly fall to the floor.

you never know when you will die so really any second could be the middle of your life. you could just live in constant crisis

i return to pollute everyones tl once again. niu.moe will never know peace