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Notices by shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)

  1. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 11:47:06 EST shp shp
    trying to take it easy?




    would be a shame if someone...














    tooted
    In conversation Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 11:47:06 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  2. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-2018 09:17:50 EST shp shp
    @hakui felis ndnd
    In conversation Monday, 24-Dec-2018 09:17:50 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  3. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 02:11:39 EST shp shp
    #nsfw https://shitposter.club/attachment/2138938
    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 02:11:39 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  4. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 15:04:03 EST shp shp
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain I'm merely a capitalist against consumerism!
    In conversation Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 15:04:03 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  5. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 15:10:15 EST shp shp
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/2758483
    In conversation Friday, 07-Dec-2018 15:10:15 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  6. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 14:50:17 EST shp shp
    #fridey https://shitposter.club/attachment/1159690
    In conversation Friday, 07-Dec-2018 14:50:17 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  7. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 14:45:15 EST shp shp
    #fridey https://shitposter.club/attachment/1160872
    In conversation Friday, 07-Dec-2018 14:45:15 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  8. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 08:35:39 EST shp shp
    this could be you! if you play my latest ludum dare compo entry Regain Power! I made a post-compo bugfix update 1.01 that just fixes a minor UI annoyance as well as improves rope physics ever so slightly.

    game at: https://shp.itch.io/regain-power https://shitposter.club/attachment/2746040
    In conversation Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 08:35:39 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  9. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 14:54:21 EST shp shp
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain yeah it's #epic we are truly #blessed with the amount of #phantasmagoric #creations on this #moce #fediverse #platform such as #gamedev people who make #videogames and talk about #2hu and #cofe
    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 14:54:21 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  10. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 03-Dec-2018 13:31:27 EST shp shp
    Updated the itch io page for my Ludum Dare 43 Comp entry, Regain Power! Now with both Windows and Linux versions included!

    The game is about first person exploration and platforming, you must explore the island you're trapped on to find batteries for your space ship. You have to use items like Dynamite, Trampolines and a Grappling Hook to explore everything!


    Download the game + more information + screenshots + video:
    https://shp.itch.io/regain-power

    If you have an itch io account, rate the game if you think it's good for something made in 48 hours! https://shitposter.club/attachment/2737350 https://shitposter.club/attachment/2737351 https://shitposter.club/attachment/2737352 https://shitposter.club/attachment/2737355 https://shitposter.club/attachment/2737358
    In conversation Monday, 03-Dec-2018 13:31:27 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  11. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 12:09:40 EST shp shp
    • the real lebron
    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Siege at SPC has been updated to version v103!

    It includes balance changes, quality of life features and more content!! Huge thanks to @lebronjames75 again for the new boss wave song, help with internet song, and the new Polar Base map, as well as lost of playtesting help.

    GET THE GAME HERE: https://shp.itch.io/siege-at-spc


    Dedicated server with the new version is already up and running for those who want to try multiplayer immediately, I'm up for some co-op in an hour or so. Server address: 185.53.131.134


    Full changelog for v103:
    - 2 new maps: Polar Base and Underground
    - Minor changes in the existing maps, Clubhouse and Internet
    - Increased vacation range
    - Rebalanced difficulty
    - Starting weapon can be chosen in the lobby now
    - Your player model and the Pile of PHP Garbage become transparent when they're blocking the view
    - Added ambient sounds to all maps and more music
    - Added special effects for spawning and teleporting
    - Support for adding/removing maps in the rotation without modifying code (mapping guide coming soon)
    - Pausing in single player
    - Minor bug fixes and removing debug commands https://shitposter.club/attachment/2631531 https://shitposter.club/attachment/2641404 https://shitposter.club/attachment/2641406
    In conversation Monday, 12-Nov-2018 12:09:40 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  12. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 11:29:47 EST shp shp
    • Oneesan succubus
    • wakarimasen
    @wakarimasen @lain needing a separate tool to not give extra data away accidentally already tells you there's a problem
    In conversation Monday, 12-Nov-2018 11:29:47 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  13. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 10-Nov-2018 03:53:35 EST shp shp
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/484913
    In conversation Saturday, 10-Nov-2018 03:53:35 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  14. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 14:35:28 EDT shp shp
    • shp
    server address: 185.53.131.134


    get the game at https://shp.itch.io/siege-at-spc
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 14:35:28 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  15. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 14:07:45 EDT shp shp
    • Christmas Personified as a Catgirl
    • the real lebron
    • shp
    Greetings my fellow Shitposters,

    I am back from my journey. In case you were wondering, after 2 years on SPC I went to the mountains searching for the gift from gods to bring back to king @moonman and his kingdom. During this time my evil clone @shpufeff has been taking my place. In the mountains I encountered the Wise Men who gave me what I was seeking.

    Today on my 100000th post I present this thing called "Siege at SPC" which is a video game created in celebration of this nice lil website. It can be found here:
    https://shp.itch.io/siege-at-spc

    The game is a 3rd person 3d shooter with online co-op play (single player is also there), and it has been designed to be playable even on high pings (across continents). In this game you defend the Pile of PHP Garbage from the attacking Extinct Mammals. The game comes with Windows and Linux builds, both can be found on the itch io site.

    The archives contain the dedicated server binaries if you want to host your own dedicated server, but someone nice also hosted a server for me, so if you want to hop in and play with others, connect to this address 185.53.131.134
    OPSEC DISCLAIMER: if you don't want the server owner to connect your nick to your ip address, don't use the same nickname in-game, or use a VPN or something.

    Huge thanks to @lebronjames75 for helping with the music and also a lot of playtesting and balancing help.

    https://img.itch.zone/aW1hZ2UvMzIzNzA3LzE1OTkxODAucG5n/original/MeBE%2F3.png
    https://img.itch.zone/aW1hZ2UvMzIzNzA3LzE1OTkxNzkucG5n/original/uBQcEE.png
    https://img.itch.zone/aW1hZ2UvMzIzNzA3LzE1OTkxNzgucG5n/original/qkZax5.png
    In conversation Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 14:07:45 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  16. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-2018 11:28:07 EDT shp shp
    fixed linux for my LD42 game, any linux users please try out and tell me if everything works for you!

    Downloads for both linux and windows here: https://shp.itch.io/vacation !! https://shitposter.club/attachment/2230205
    In conversation Monday, 13-Aug-2018 11:28:07 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  17. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 23:56:58 EDT shp shp
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/740719
    In conversation Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 23:56:58 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  18. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 16:44:54 EDT shp shp
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/210367
    In conversation Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 16:44:54 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  19. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 16:04:05 EDT shp shp
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/1823011
    In conversation Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 16:04:05 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
  20. shp (shpuld@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 06:03:58 EDT shp shp
    integration tests: testing if the program has learned the language and the culture
    In conversation Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 06:03:58 EDT from shitposter.club permalink
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