Notices by Lord Guysbert de Fieri (inspectorcaracal@tootplanet.space), page 34

it annoys me that my battery manager in windows on this tablet is like "9% charge, 37 minutes left" because that's a lie because it automatically shuts down at 5% so it's actually more like 15 minutes

@Wsteria I have Zero Aikido Books! What are your thoughts?

oh yeah! I should put aikido on this

I can tell when this tablet is getting low on battery charge because everything in mastodon takes a long time to load and the compose column starts flickering in and out of view

@Wsteria but like you don't want your keyboard etc just be on the floor WITH you because then that is Really Bad for you, right? so I'm thinking something structured like a normal computer desk except like two feet shorter

@Wsteria like yeah yeah posture etc

i have to put my feet up on the chair when I'm at the computer

might as well just have my chair be the floor, y'know?

@Wsteria I've heard they're great but I've decided what I really want is a floor desk

@brightneedle this is perfect XD

🎶 pita-gora su-icchi~

I just randomly had the Pythagoras Switch jingle pop into my head for no apparent reason

@vicorva nice! my neopets username was my second one, I used it in a bunch of places

@aldersprig oh wait! you already had the math right for that, I didn't even look haha

@aldersprig it takes up less space but you need a lot more books

@aldersprig fyi, one full bibliocraft bookcase counts as two vanilla bookcases for the purpose of enchantment

@DirkGrundy this is beautiful

@typhlosion i do not and am extremely curious

@typhlosion @Felthry the English-language equivalent is "portal fantasy"

@chr https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That%27s_Amore

*points at the line at the bottom re: Mario Teaches Typing* you see it goes WAY back

@chr it's at the point where there are Traditional Parody Lyrics they've been around so long