Notices by applewood smoked Kasran (typhlosion@awoo.space)

remember when you're commenting code that "someone else" also includes "you six months from now"

tired: i write bad code
wired: [cyberpunk hacker voice] computers were bad already. my code just lifts the veil

does anyone know of any good occult/witch-themed instances that are any good? (ideally not specifically wicca/pagan-focused)

ground control to major tom
commencing commune, lesbi-on
take your hormone pills and put your collar on

being a paleolithic archeologist who's interested in the new york city area must suck. people would get the totally wrong idea when you'd tell them you're into Queens of the Stone Age

https://www.patreon.com/noerbmu hey my pal noerbmu has a patreon, they do absolutely lovely art so you should go support them if you have a bit of disposable income

game engines where you can open up other people's games in them and look at how they're built are sometimes a better teacher of game design than four years of classes

you: Burt's Bees (brand of skin care products)
me, an intellectual: Burtie Bott's Every Flavor Bees

@garbados "the ghosts who own this house want you to stop squatting"

- getting to sleep easily
- sleeping restfully
- getting out of bed easily
- having a good day

Pick One, Except Sometimes You Don't Even Get One

scalable computing

[slaps roof of unworn shoes] these babies can fit so many babies in them

i spent a long time on this so i figured i'd share it here

@adeptomega
:janiawoo: 🌕
:janiawoo: :oowainaj:

someone should make a code framework for self-hosted servers and call it Petard

so then your app or webpage can claim it's "hosted by its own Petard"

programming is fine, you nerds. it's implicitly nullable types that aren't fine. i've been saying this for years

no gods no masters
only bachelors and sometimes associates
wait are we talking about the same thing

so a programmer walks into a foo

@djsundog the noble jazz waltz, or Jaltz,

everyone thinks nakamoto invented bitcoin, but really the idea was cribbed from ancient egyptians, who invented primitive blockchains to describe ownership of wealth carried by pharaohs and nobles to the afterlife. researchers nowadays call it "crypt-o-currency"