Notices by big :xatu: (8) (spookcentral@cryptids.online)

america innovating in the department of war crimes by introducing their new "racist dog"

they finally added some new maps to baseball

new york landlords be like "Cozy space, used to be a loft, great riverfront access, 2650 a month"

if youtube existed in hyrule link would for sure be recording videos about how many baked apples he can eat

fuck this im out

begging the prageru dude to explain what the fuck 'art' is if its not personal expression

Mastodon is a place to post shit like "Gumby could get it" and pics of your dogs, and nothing else

The inventor of Mastodon, Steven Mastodon, had a simple dream... Make a website where people could argue about the dumbest shit, endlessly

skyrim shout

@laser @alex @gayalien

JAKE: I think you dropped this ten-dollar bill

TACO BUENO CASHIER: Sir, i saw you take that ten-dollar bill out of your wallet

JAKE: I think you also dropped this hand-made "Best Friends Forever" sweater

if its cloudy the folks at sunbeam.city have to run in a human-sized hamster wheel for 45 minutes to post one nude

do yall ever be happy just to flex on your mental illness

@selontheweb

Thinking about how dumb it is that the two major IM apps, which aim to be as clean and efficient as possible, are named Discord and Slack

the first time i played New Vegas i had never played a non-linear game before so i just did whatever the game told me to do... so when i got to the part with all the faction intrigue i just did whatever any of the faction bosses told me to do until they all hated me so much that i had to side with yes man

Deep in Area 51, deep underground, there is a reinforced concrete chamber where they keep Mambos 1 through 4

Man smash ultimate looks dope

can't wait until im asked to read out my toots before a panel of experts to determine my sanity

if you look like this..... DM me

Every white dude is technically a member of Arcade Fire

cryptids gang is better than knzk gang