Notices by public cowboy #1 (festive) (alex@bigshoulders.city)

Chief, I served with it. I knew it. It was a friend of mine. Chief, this is not it.

Habitat good

This wario/waluigi “friends” thing has me fucked up. I was positive they were brothers. Charles Martinet sort of suggests they’re a couple????????????

Rob Zombie is short for Rombieland Zombieland

Honestly this is stunning, it looks like a Vermeer

Hello everyone. Good evening. I am obsessed with this photo from a series on Pinecraft, Florida, “The Amish Vegas”. There is so much going on here, it’s like a tapestry

@gayalien

j. Robert Oppenheimer: “I am Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds”

Another guy at the Trinity test: “bro you just posted cringe”

My wife and I watched some "Restaurant Impossible" (it's like bar rescue but for restaurants) at the hotel the other night and a typical story was like this:

A person has owned a restaurant for several years; this person does not cook, but they pay someone to do the cooking. The food is mediocre and basic, the restaurant is unpopular, and thus the person is losing money.

I do not understand why these people need help. They are just landlords with embroidered jackets

Thinking a lot today about being a better person over time but still being aware of how terrible a person I used to be, so:

🥚

In the spirit of Easter, if this toot gets 50 boosts I will link everyone to both of my poetry deviantart accounts, circa 2007, and you can roast the hell out me for eternity

*funkadelic voice* Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time, cause y’all done goofed her up

Don Henley's "Despacito"