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@dankwraith 6'4" venti wayne

if Lil Wayne was even 4 inches taller they would have to call him Medium Wayne

happy cruptids to trans, nb and gender non conforming cruptids only. we will roll out hellos to cis people in a while

hi!! we're trying to figure out how to pay for bills, doctor appointments and food!! even $10 or $20 would go a long way in helping us be fed and somewhat taken care of for another week or so. thank you!!

https://paypal.me/ppconner
venmo: ToddWynwood

#transcrowdfund

hi everyone, i feel shitty making this post but to be honest, with groceries, HRT, dog/cat food and other bills piling up it's really starting to feel like we're continually falling deeper into a hole we can't climb out of. we need $600 total but i'm not expecting anything near that. even getting like $60 would probably be enough for me to get my tags renewed to start uber stuff again!!! thanks in advance

paypal: https://www.paypal.me/ppconner
venmo: @ToddWynwood

pronouns are simply nouns who are paid to do their jobs. i prefer amateur nouns because they have more character