Notices by The Book of Kels (nezchan@mastodon.social)

Does anyone know if importing follows and the like from another instance overwrites the current follows, etc. on a pre-existing account? Or is it necessary to have a fresh account entirely?

Hashtag-laden bios look far too corporate/Twitter-ish and I will do my best never to go down that route.

Boost if you feel the same.

MDG - Millions of Dead Gamers

Will send nudes for overthrowing the government, eliminating the money system, instituting complete automation and eliminating the male sex.

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I think all of you need this photo of Ertha Kitt cuddling kittens right now.

Remember, you can't search by text on Mastodon, except in your own timeline. That's so harassers can't just find people to attack via a simple search.

Therefore it's important to use hashtags so people can find your stuff, assuming you want them to.

#Advice #HowMastodonWorks

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2018/07/cage-the-mastodon/

Detective Pikachu, but in the Blade Runner world.

"In most card games, the best card is the credit card." -- Day[9]

And this is why I'll never be competitive in a card game.

Ah, there's a bit of good news.

Gab is shutting down due to their hosting provider and backup service both kicking them out.

LOL at the gay dudes who think that Mastodon -- Mastodon of all places -- are shocked by an influx of gay dudes.

Y'all know who the core userbase and mods here have been all along, right? The only thing shocking and transgressive is how so many of you seem unable to click the NSFW button on your unsolicited dick pics.

Men:

Women shouldn't drink or dress immodestly or interact with society in general, and follow a long list of safety rules based on the idea that all men are rapists who are barely holding themselves back.

The same men, moments later:

Women shouldn't treat all men as rapists who are barely holding themselves back.

Even if you're not allowed to code, you can still write in machine language.

Freedom of Assembly is a human right.

@cypnk Pretty much the same here in Ottawa, minus maybe a degree at most. Forecast has us in the mid-30s (plus humidity, and Ottawa's a humid city) right through Thursday at least.

You know, now would be a really great time for an Avengers revival, and not the Marvel version. Bring back Steed or some protoge of his, and a new Mrs. Peel and really ramp the style up to 11, then kick it up another two notches past that.

And keep the tech all the same. No cell phones, robots full of whirring gears, computers that take up a whole building, classic cars but somehow it's considered modern day.

It'd be brilliant.

You know what bugs me about Stardew Valley?

You can romance characters of the same sex. You can even marry them. But if you decide your farmer is het, then no gay exists in the whole setting.

Seriously, there are het marriages and one het relationship and het crush between NPCs. And no reference to homosexuality unless you're playing as a homosexual. Even the ex of one of the female characters changes to match the farmer's gender. It's weird, and a bit unsettling.

#gameing

Doctoring up instant ramen isn't hard. Just start with a decent brand, cook it with thinly sliced roast pork and mushrooms, then top with sriracha and green onion.

Simple!

Mastoadthewetsprocket

Can I just say this whole "most ambitious crossover" stuff the Marvel movies are doing just reminds me of how much I HATE the obsession with mega crossovers both Marvel and DC have had since the original Crisis and Secret Wars?

They dragged down hero comics with that nonsense and now they want to take that "winning" formula to the films. I'm sadly not surprised.

Reject the binary.

And tell the hexidecimal to piss off while you're at it.