Notices by The Book of Kels (nezchan@mastodon.social), page 2

Oh right, we're changing the time tonight.

I was getting tired of 60-minute hours anyway. It's time for a new paradigm.

tired: Late-stage capitalism

wired: Open mic Communism

inspired: Street theatre Anarchy

The Buddha, a quasi-mythical figure, said to only live in the present and reject expectations of what is to come.

However, Fleetwood Mac, a group of similarly quasi-mythical figures, told me to not stop thinkin' about tomorrow.

Who am I to believe?

@djsundog

See! Oreos can't be trusted!

So I hear it's Groundhog Day. It's that time of year when a groundhog pops its head out of the ground, and if it sees its shadow that means six more weeks of winter.

If it *doesn't* see its shadow, it stays out and that means spring!

What most people don't know is that spring is a Canadian word that means "eight more weeks of winter".

You've tried cryptocurrency mining.

Now try

Cryptocurrency fracking

Today is a good day for baking bread. 🍞 🥖

Hey quick, what's a good instance or five to recommend to a comedian?

But you know, Antifa is bad because they wrecked some garbage cans.

Patreon to creators:

Please, please stop switching to LiberaPay!

https://blog.patreon.com/not-rolling-out-fees-change/

@djsundog @Altruest

#cybrefunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMVZ36VA0wg

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that "mentally ill" and "bad person" are synonyms.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that addiction is a criminal matter.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that poverty is a moral failing.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world trickle-down economics works.

@djsundog Right about now, apparently.

https://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Moira

Die Hard 6: Old Habits

I'm beginning to think this is all a big hoax and shitposts don't actually exist.

you loved Eugen

now try

Dudegen

Eugen For Men

@djsundog East 🅱️ound and down
Loaded up with turducken