Notices by applewood smoked Kasran (typhlosion@awoo.space), page 2

@mallaidh ./aqualung | aplay

i have sold
the shoes
that were in
your closet

and which
you were probably
saving
for baby

forgive me
they were never worn
and your baby
is a dog

[sleepily] animal crossing... animal crossing roguelike

materializes from the homework dimension

SCREAMS INTO THE VOID

dematerializes back into homework dimension

infinite mathematicians are in a bar, nursing epsilons of beer from a previous order and getting a bit mischievous. catching the bartender's attention, the first orders a pint. the second orders two pints, the third three pints and so on. after a while the exasperated bartender pours a twelfth of a pint out of the mathematicians' glasses, at which point a brawl breaks out

i jumped over
the dogs
that were in
your yard

and which
you were probably
saving
for pettings

forgive me
i was quick
so brown
and so foxy

blue led good... yellow led better

@djsundog @kyzh @bea you see, two up gurus and a down guru form a kernel panic,

@djsundog Zen and the Art of Masto-instance Maintenance

@chr @chosafine @HTHR No Drum and Bass in the Jazz Hypersphere

HEY NEW MASTO USERS
this is an important announcement!

you're cool and i'm glad you're here, i hope you enjoy your stay

@Efi @garbados i like to imagine the jvm as a big polycule, because free love is Groovy

(i do not apologize for that pun)

hey, i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my masto
follow me maybe

@djsundog @vantablack you stop that

Mortal Komkast

violence is bad in general

to achieve lock-free synchronization across threads in our app, first we apply a BLJ into a parallel universe to avoid getting the first key

tired: [enjoying a song] this is my jam
wired: [pointing at a jar of fruit preserve] this is my jam
inspired: [gesturing at goo/slime datefriend] this is my jam

GPL (GNU Public Limerick)

This code can be changed on your end,
So long as you do not amend
This licensing verse,
For better or worse,
If it to the 'Net you should send.

1993: on the internet nobody knows you're a dog
2017: the NSA is confused and concerned by your continued very public claims of being a dog