Notices by PC Police (radicalrobit@radical.town)

FBI: we need backdoors into all encryption services! E2E chat apps are an affront to justice and will only protect pedophiles and terrorist! Give us the magic key to keep peering into these systems, you can trust us.

Also the FBI:

this is one of the funniest headlines I've ever read, fash gets fucking owned

I literally don't see any reason why we couldn't convince these people to collectively down an entire bottle of bleach by telling them it would own the libs

@dankwraith Elon Musk is a genius for inventing an underground tunnel that electric cars can transport people through on predetermined routes with the possibility of staying charged along the way.

Nothing like this has ever been attempted before.

I just received a spam email that included the sentence "I want to meet a partner for some sparkling nighttimes of disorder" and now I've realized that's all anybody could ever really want.

NoooOOOOOO!! NO FUCK OFF. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

To those of my friends on here having to put up with shitty family, to those that don't like this holiday season or for those just having a bad time right now.

I hope this brightens up your day just a little to remember this wonderful fact.

[cracks knuckles] yeah i've put together my fair share of computers in my day. yeah you should be impressed.