Notices by Rotating Skull (rotatingskull@mastodon.social)

USSR:
First artificial satellite
First animal in space
First human in space
First spacecraft on the moon
First flyby of another planet (Venus)
First photograph of the dark side of the moon
First landing on another planet
(Venus)
First landing on Mars
First moon samples returned safely to Earth

USA
First human on the moon
“We won the space race!”

The worst comedian of the 90s, Tim Allen, did the world a great service by making it extremely clear that gender is (in part) a performance. Your performance is a choice you make.

The worst comedian of the 90s, Tim Allen, did the world a great service by making it extremely clear that gender is (in part) a performance. You can choose to perform, or not.

@djsundog i long to sit down at a vectrex and type

frotz adventure

DHS is busting a protest in my town. Because protest is a threat to the security of the homeland.

I remember when liberals all got on board with President Bush to start all this stuff and socialists told the libs that they would inevitably turn these weapons of war against our own people and libs said no you’re just a dirty hippie and why do you hate America?

No more liberals. Socialism or bust.

Hello socialist girl. Bye shitty congressman Joe. https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/26/politics/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-joe-crowley-new-york-14-primary/index.html

So if you wonder why Evangelical Christians follow preachers who are so obviously full of shit, consider that perhaps it is because they themselves are so obviously full of shit. Being full of shit is fundamental to their culture, and birds of a feather flock together.

The lady who said a half million dead Iraqi children was worth it wants to warn us about fascism.

*emerges from wormhole* Just got back from the alternate universe where 2018 is The Year Of Waluigi and wow you guys it is good over there.

"Elon Musk invented Tesla."

Elon Musk did not invent batteries, or the car, or the electric car. Elon Musk bought a company. He's an owner. He hasn't invented anything, ever.

I’m working on a Star Trek script. Here it is.

Human person: We’re gonna do some wild-ass shit.

Vulcan or robot person: That plan is most illogical.

Human person: You bet your sweet patootie.

Gotta flesh out some details. Whadda you think?

Portable Operating System Interface Xtreme

They’re redesigning Homestar Runner to work in a post-Adobe-Flash world. This is the best news of the year. http://homestarrunner.com

I think Solo will be the first Star Wars movie I do not see in a theater and this seems like a big deal somehow. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg

2008: Send Nudes is considered poor form.
2018: Send Nudes to the Facebook corporation is a reasonable and wholesome user interaction.

Some people play this sound clip and hear “Ted Cruz” but I hear “The Zodiac Killer.” Weird.

Twitter is President Donald Trump’s intellectual medium of choice. Do you need to know anything else about it?

@MRensema And then of course there was the time when the Black Panther Party for Self Defense started marching in the streets of Oakland and the NRA and Governor Ronald Reagan immediately came out for gun regulations. What was different about that situation? Let’s not think too hard about this…

They’re mendacious and they know exactly what they’re doing.

@sebboh What this site needs to get over the top is a profile pic of @Gargron creepily peeking over his left shoulder.

But why do I have to use a different password on every site? https://boingboing.net/2018/03/31/inevitable.html/amp