Notices by Luxotek :sulfur: (luxotek@dystopian.fun)

It's 2021, no ones actually seen an Amazon delivery employee alive in almost 2 years, only the sound of them running full speed at our doors, two quick knocks, and then immediately the sound of them running away at full speed again.
1 in 5 deliveries are accompanied with a human shit two feet from the package as the knock is the only time the employee isn't traveling at a full run for their entire 22 hour shift.
1 in 35 deliveries are accompanied by a corpse and then 3 minutes later an employee disposal drone.
Amazon is currently considered the most humane employer in North America and responsible for 258 million employees and 118 million occupied maturation chambers containing Amazon brand fetuses with a maximum of 125 million still developing new Amazon workers made from copyrighted Amazon DNA sequences.

welp.. we're about 400$ short for rent and there's nothing we can do to get the check we were waiting on to pay it to show up any sooner
plus i forgot we need 150$ to smog and register the wife's car by the 15th which is the same day her check 'might' show up

so that's fucking great and i'm still sick to my stomach over it all and way stressed out

Big thanks to everyone that's shared my gofundme and HUGE thanks to everyone that's tossed a little money at us so far.. :blobaww:
but unfortunately we're still fucked and have a ways to go to get unfucked
:blob_dizzy_face::blobsadreach::blobdisapproval::hot_shit::dislike::hot_shit::blobdisapproval::blobsadreach::blob_dizzy_face:

here's the growing list of places you can help us at:

https://www.gofundme.com/j8ymx-save-us-from-eviction
https://paypal.me/luxotek
venmo.com/luxotek
cash.me/$luxotek
ko-fi.com/luxotek
liberapay.com/luxotek