Notices by RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)

Better jarpen my juillotine

It does my heart good to know that this is published in a peer reviewed medical journal

“Chicken stock” or, if you make it with goose, “gander fluid”

“Imagine you could keep your lawnmower idling in your driveway, and every once and a while a Beanie Baby popped of the tailpipe”

Me, explaining bitcoin

Be gay shoot bows

Don’t forget to hug your cuttlefish, they’re going through some shit right now

The thing about Queer Eye is that it shows how most folks lives could be completely, meaningfully transformed, with like $10,000

Try to think of being a survivalist like being a volunteer firefighter

It’s a thing you do to help people in a bad situation

View from my hammock

Capitalists on capitalism: “people should work for nothing”

Capitalists on communism: “people won’t work for nothing”

🎶Mr Snafman, give me THY SNAF🎶

Shit, that’s supposed to say Mr Sandman

Mr Snafman is a fucking terrifying song

Is reverse Satanic panic a thing?

Like, I’m deeply concerned that today’s youth won’t get into death metal and witchcraft?

LGBT stands for Let’s Get Bisexual Trucks

Hog farmer: “Look, that hog ain’t gonna oil itself”

Man who just invented the best goddamn hog oiler in the whole fucking universe: “Buddy, you might want to sit down for this”

Them: “I love being a furry daddy”

Me: “Uh, wow yeah, I mean the community is lovely and accepting, and the art is really extraordinary”

Them: “...I was talking about being a dog owner...what the hell were you talking about?”

Me: “THE SAME THING”

One of my former coworkers was hard into performative masculinity.

Which is annoying, but what was hilarious was how incredibly BAD he was at it

I come in with my floral ties, and colorful socks, and gushy lovey doveiness, and just outdo him at every single “masculine” thing he had forced himself to care about

And I’m like dude you know why you’re so bad at this? Because you HATE it. You just want to be this ultra manly man because that’s what an internet forum told you to do

The only reason I’m better than you at cleaning a carburetor, or welding, or repairing a chainsaw is because I LOVE to do all these things

Your toxic masculinity is getting IN THE WAY of you learning how to do these things, because you think it’s supposed to be in your blood or balls or whatever

❤️You can’t learn anything if your starting point is hate❤️

I want to live in the imaginary future that conservatives fear

Selfie, no EC