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Notices by RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)

  1. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2020 14:46:47 EST RobinHood RobinHood

    Better jarpen my juillotine

    In conversation Friday, 21-Feb-2020 14:46:47 EST from radical.town permalink
  2. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2020 09:32:36 EST RobinHood RobinHood

    It does my heart good to know that this is published in a peer reviewed medical journal

    In conversation Thursday, 16-Jan-2020 09:32:36 EST from radical.town permalink
  3. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2019 14:56:42 EST RobinHood RobinHood

    “Chicken stock” or, if you make it with goose, “gander fluid”

    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Dec-2019 14:56:42 EST from radical.town permalink
  4. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Sep-2019 15:02:19 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    “Imagine you could keep your lawnmower idling in your driveway, and every once and a while a Beanie Baby popped of the tailpipe”

    Me, explaining bitcoin

    In conversation Wednesday, 25-Sep-2019 15:02:19 EDT from radical.town permalink
  5. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Monday, 16-Sep-2019 18:57:04 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    Be gay shoot bows

    In conversation Monday, 16-Sep-2019 18:57:04 EDT from radical.town permalink
  6. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Monday, 26-Aug-2019 07:38:25 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    Don’t forget to hug your cuttlefish, they’re going through some shit right now

    In conversation Monday, 26-Aug-2019 07:38:25 EDT from radical.town permalink
  7. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2019 21:06:27 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    The thing about Queer Eye is that it shows how most folks lives could be completely, meaningfully transformed, with like $10,000

    In conversation Tuesday, 06-Aug-2019 21:06:27 EDT from radical.town permalink
  8. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jul-2019 12:53:57 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    Try to think of being a survivalist like being a volunteer firefighter

    It’s a thing you do to help people in a bad situation

    In conversation Sunday, 28-Jul-2019 12:53:57 EDT from radical.town permalink
  9. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2019 20:06:52 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    View from my hammock

    In conversation Friday, 26-Jul-2019 20:06:52 EDT from radical.town permalink
  10. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-2019 10:40:23 EDT RobinHood RobinHood
    • RobinHood

    Capitalists on capitalism: “people should work for nothing”

    Capitalists on communism: “people won’t work for nothing”

    In conversation Monday, 22-Jul-2019 10:40:23 EDT from radical.town permalink
  11. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2019 09:00:58 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    🎶Mr Snafman, give me THY SNAF🎶

    In conversation Friday, 19-Jul-2019 09:00:58 EDT from radical.town permalink
  12. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2019 08:59:43 EDT RobinHood RobinHood
    in reply to

    Shit, that’s supposed to say Mr Sandman

    In conversation Friday, 19-Jul-2019 08:59:43 EDT from radical.town permalink
  13. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2019 08:59:18 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    Mr Snafman is a fucking terrifying song

    In conversation Friday, 19-Jul-2019 08:59:18 EDT from radical.town permalink
  14. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2019 09:01:43 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    Is reverse Satanic panic a thing?

    Like, I’m deeply concerned that today’s youth won’t get into death metal and witchcraft?

    In conversation Tuesday, 16-Jul-2019 09:01:43 EDT from radical.town permalink
  15. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2019 14:18:13 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    LGBT stands for Let’s Get Bisexual Trucks

    In conversation Friday, 28-Jun-2019 14:18:13 EDT from radical.town permalink
  16. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2019 11:14:32 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    Hog farmer: “Look, that hog ain’t gonna oil itself”

    Man who just invented the best goddamn hog oiler in the whole fucking universe: “Buddy, you might want to sit down for this”

    In conversation Thursday, 27-Jun-2019 11:14:32 EDT from radical.town permalink
  17. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2019 09:19:58 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    Them: “I love being a furry daddy”

    Me: “Uh, wow yeah, I mean the community is lovely and accepting, and the art is really extraordinary”

    Them: “...I was talking about being a dog owner...what the hell were you talking about?”

    Me: “THE SAME THING”

    In conversation Friday, 21-Jun-2019 09:19:58 EDT from radical.town permalink
  18. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2019 12:43:16 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    One of my former coworkers was hard into performative masculinity.

    Which is annoying, but what was hilarious was how incredibly BAD he was at it

    I come in with my floral ties, and colorful socks, and gushy lovey doveiness, and just outdo him at every single “masculine” thing he had forced himself to care about

    And I’m like dude you know why you’re so bad at this? Because you HATE it. You just want to be this ultra manly man because that’s what an internet forum told you to do

    The only reason I’m better than you at cleaning a carburetor, or welding, or repairing a chainsaw is because I LOVE to do all these things

    Your toxic masculinity is getting IN THE WAY of you learning how to do these things, because you think it’s supposed to be in your blood or balls or whatever

    ❤️You can’t learn anything if your starting point is hate❤️

    In conversation Monday, 17-Jun-2019 12:43:16 EDT from radical.town permalink
  19. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2019 08:35:18 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    I want to live in the imaginary future that conservatives fear

    In conversation Friday, 14-Jun-2019 08:35:18 EDT from radical.town permalink
  20. RobinHood (robinhood@radical.town)'s status on Tuesday, 28-May-2019 13:41:38 EDT RobinHood RobinHood

    Selfie, no EC

    In conversation Tuesday, 28-May-2019 13:41:38 EDT from radical.town permalink
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