Notices by Solipsistic Abby (uberactivist@cybre.space)

We care about you but if you're so distressed that you don't have the will to CW toots or respond to others without cussing them out, for the sake of your friendships and your sanity, please take a break from social media.

It's 2018 and some people seem to be unblisfully unaware of common freaking mastodon features, so here we go.

Don't wanna continue being a part of a conversation?
Don't: all-caps the convo telling them to untag you
DO: PRESS THE MUTE CONVERSATION BUTTON

Saying controversial things that make others super uncomfortable due to panic or the like?
Don't: Yell at admins for asking you to CW, then complain about getting banned like it's a surprise
DO: CW the toots

NWS Offices are a big silly mess that don't really make sense. Their warning areas just span state lines and are just so jagged.

@Elizafox @shekkiesqueaks MS Paint isn't a bad tool itself... but that's still funny to think about.

cute girls doing techy things 👌

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

hey you

yes you

you're cool and you matter ♥️

😊

"family values" is a conservative hate phrase that essentially means "we hate queer people." conservatives are good at this. "build a wall" means "we'll silently assume anyone who speaks Spanish fluently and looks Hispanic is here illegally."

Boost if you're a cute girl or you like macaroni and cheese

can we standardize y'all as THE gender neutral replacement for "guys"

@HTHR boost if you'll never boost

What we really need is a text editor in fucking electron

Oh wait fuck

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