Notices by halcy​:icosahedron: (halcy@icosahedron.website), page 9

@oreolek 15 minutes is the maximum "hilfsfrist" in germany (the time within which an ambulance should definitely be able to reach 95% of the population), and for the most part, that goal is reached! In densely populated areas, the targets are as low as 9 minutes, even!

@lynnesbian oof

modern emergency medical response is honestly crazy impressive, anyways (a target time for having a professional medical response team there for 95% of the population in 15 minutes or less?),

and modern basic life support training is also an incredibly refined and impressive thing with the focus on how to drill algorithms that's motivated by how to get people to actually do things in stressful emergency situations

@vfrmedia kind of too bad that they are, but I guess in some places that's the only way. Ours is alarmed but not locked.

@jellypotato great!

(also, god forbid, but if you ever ARE in a situation where you might have to use one: They are EXTREMELY simple to use. You open them, and they'll give you very simple and clear voice instructions on EXACTLY what do do - so don't be scared to.)

seriously, I'm so hype for this (I was one of the people who pushed for us to buy one)

Easily and quickly accessible AEDs are one of the easiest ways to dramatically improve emergency medical care. And I mean dramatically. Early defibrillation makes your chances go from "you will likely not survive cardiac arrest" to "you will most likely survive, likely with no brain damage"

if you can make your workplace get an AED, please do, and make them put it in a publicly accessible location with good signage!

@monorail yeah but that’s entirely doable and the bucket is temporary

Mostly though the device is in an unlocked room on the ground floor, with good signage, which is great

Even that it is FINALLY HERE AT ALL is great

THE AED IS HERE!!

It took over a year but it’s here!!!

And with proper signage AND in an easily accessible spot, too!

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@Beemancer 🧝

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oh my GOD

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@codl w o w

we back