Notices by codl (codl@chitter.xyz)

@troubleMoney squirrel girl wants a bat-signal and wants it called the sql lite

dont 👏 say 👏 you're 👏 baby 👏 if 👏 you 👏 have 👏 object 👏 permanence

if you're bappy and you know it plap your paws

i just can't reconcile with the idea of horny uno

sorry

Subway, "The Gamer's sandwich"

can anyone recommend a watch with all day heart rate monitoring that is just. A watch. Not a sports machine that tells you about your workouts, or a smart watch that shows you your texts. Just a plain ass watch that happens to track your heart rate

well isn't this next level bullshit

phone background 2019

ipod (pronounced like soufflé) shuffle

some more goodass commit messages from 2017

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on an unrelated note but fitting of the same cw, did you know that only status codes are standardised and that you can provide whatever message to go with it, like 200 OKIE DOKE or 404 IDK I LOOKED EVERYWHERE BUT ITS NOT HERE

@ctrlaltdog i started working on it as soon as you posted that other post :shiba_shades:

do you think in 2101 people will remember to make all your base are belong to us jokes

this pre-commit hook has saved my butt so many times

the mythical man-moth

only 90s kids remember when recaptcha was helping project gutenberg transcribe old books instead of feeding the google machine learning beast so they can make cars

anyway, tldr: €40~50 per month on average

hey gamers it's fragging cold, im freezing my controller off