@theoutrider I hope she's ok. Perhaps just a bad day?
Everyone gets up "on the wrong side of the bed", and I'm pretty sure this includes animals (especially animals with beds).
@theoutrider I hope she's ok. Perhaps just a bad day?
Everyone gets up "on the wrong side of the bed", and I'm pretty sure this includes animals (especially animals with beds).
@theoutrider dogpression (dog depression)
Cashier: "…and are you a member of our rewards club?"
Me: Nope.
Cashier: "Oh; is it your first time shopping at our store?"
Me: Nnnnno... I just don't feel like 'belonging' to everything in the world.
From Reddit: "During a nuclear disaster, is it possible to increase your survival odds by applying sunscreen?"
https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/8toi99/_/
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:blobuwu:
@pixelfed
@Riyonajell Hopefully someone will start a video-only pixelfed instance with an unreasonably short video time limit and effectively make vine 2.0. 😏
@n8 it was actually a thing that happened today, but it does lend itself to a metaphor quite well too
(thankfully there we found a few vegetarian options!)
I'm watching the TinyKittens Kitten Cam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PowGFq6X3Co and right now it is a KITTEN RIOT. they're bouncing all over everywhere and wrassling with each other and making adorable little trilling sounds. eeeee
RT @sugaroverflow@twitter.com: "We acknowledge the value of non-technical contributors as equal to the value of technical contributors."
💯 ❤️🧡💛💙💜🖤 YAAAS.
from The Post-Meritocracy Manifesto. https://postmeritocracy.org/ created by @CoralineAda@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sugaroverflow/status/999724223336779776
same
This is Jez, our Samoyed puppy.
This was re: https://mastodon.technology/@IzzyOnDroid/100100879790598000
The interesting this is that you never need to hide your root status if you only use apps from #fdroid.
The thing about getting root without modifying /system might still be interesting for OTA updates though.
looking for veggie food at a sausagefest
You thought shoebills were fake as hell, wait until you see the Sri Lanka frogmouth!!!
RT @t_grote@twitter.com: Don't buy a Huawei phone as the company will stop providing bootloader unlocking for all new devices - https://www.xda-developers.com/huawei-stop-providing-bootloader-unlock-codes/ #FreeYourAndroid
@theoutrider yurting (you hurting?)
The kids aren't allowed to swear at home. As they were playing balloon baseball one missed and yelled out "Oh, bit.." as he caught himself. Next he said "I meant to say 'Oh, bitcoin!'"
I'm indecisive on whether bitcoin is a swear word and he should be punished.
ing chocolate please
protip: if you have a garden, get a small bird feeder and put it somewhere you can see it easily
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