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Notices by Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)

  1. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2019 10:42:29 EST Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    a reminder of one of macOS's greatest UI innovations: the Crayon color picker

    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Dec-2019 10:42:29 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  2. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2019 12:21:42 EST Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    GDPR is pronounced "giddy purr"

    In conversation Saturday, 09-Nov-2019 12:21:42 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  3. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2019 17:10:48 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    ah, Teddy Bear month https://youtu.be/cILZ_cB3_so

    In conversation Thursday, 03-Oct-2019 17:10:48 EDT from mastodon.social permalink

    Attachments

    1. Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Halloween Feast
      By Zooniversity1 from YouTube
  4. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2019 08:47:39 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    it's KIND OF WEIRD to think that Germans just grow up knowing that there's *literally tons* of explosives buried around the towns they live in that MIGHT blow up at any point especially if disturbed but they probably won't so it's just kind of taken as a fact of life

    In conversation Friday, 20-Sep-2019 08:47:39 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  5. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2019 08:46:03 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    I'd previously mumbled about how growing up in post-WW2 Germany is a bit weird because construction work keeps turning up unexploded bombs and everyone just kind of goes "oh, okay, another one of those"

    there was one found in Nuremberg again yesterday but when searching for news reports about it I'm just finding other articles about one found in February (also in Nuremberg)

    here's a screenshot of the "related articles" bit from one of them

    In conversation Friday, 20-Sep-2019 08:46:03 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  6. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2019 17:26:26 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    http://twitter.com/sweekbat/status/1172955352343732225 "My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night"

    In conversation Saturday, 14-Sep-2019 17:26:26 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  7. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2019 04:51:21 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    heyo, code people friends! Just thought I'd let you know about this helpful testing resource I ran into a few years ago: https://github.com/minimaxir/big-list-of-naughty-strings

    it's a long long list in various formats of bits of text that are liable to cause Problems when you use them as user input, from control characters to fancy unicode to things that look like rude words to simple script injections

    In conversation Wednesday, 07-Aug-2019 04:51:21 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  8. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-2019 08:32:09 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    Doomguy IS in the Donkey Kong Extended Universe:

    Doom -> Commander Keen -> Minecraft -> Super Meat Boy -> Bit.Trip -> Shovel Knight -> Smash

    In conversation Saturday, 27-Jul-2019 08:32:09 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  9. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:52:54 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cxy8TSPZcU a reminder that German children's TV also just kind of casually features visits from thrash metal musicians

    I love the fuckin riff he just idly bangs out there, too

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:52:54 EDT from mastodon.social permalink

    Attachments

    1. Mille Petrozza (Kreator) im Kinderkanal - part 1
      By Nummer Sechs from YouTube
  10. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:40:06 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    award-winning German educational show Löwenzahn, 1988: Peter Lustig visits a water treatment plant to show how it all works
    award-winning German educational show Löwenzahn, 2019: ahegao carp, swearwords within 30 seconds of opening

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:40:06 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  11. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 06:36:21 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    TIL that apparently in German kids' TV it's acceptable to have a goofy little animation with horny carp to explain the lifecycle of fish [CW: spunking cartoon fish]

    In conversation Monday, 15-Jul-2019 06:36:21 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  12. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 08:38:30 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    TIL that Nier Automata cribbed Serious Sam's Kamikazes as enemy designs

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 08:38:30 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  13. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 07:50:18 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    a reminder that Guitar Wolf is a comrade

    Wild Zero is a little weird because it runs with the whole "oh no, the pretty girl has a dick" trope throughout but then is legitimately quite heartfelt about "but it's fine, who actually cares"

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 07:50:18 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  14. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 10:29:53 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydxIeO-2C2M you're welcome [videogame guns/gore in video thumbnail]

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 10:29:53 EDT from mastodon.social permalink

    Attachments

    1. Serious Sam Headless Kamikaze Scream... For 15 Minutes
      By Richard Gent from YouTube
  15. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 23:38:24 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer
    • matt 🏴

    @matt https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036 a reminder of when The Onion were literal prophets of the future

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 23:38:24 EDT from mastodon.social permalink

    Attachments

    1. Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
      from The Onion
      Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five blades.
  16. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 17:05:04 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer
    • gdkar

    @gdkar see also: Jon Bon Jovi's real name is John Francis Bongiovi

    In conversation Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 17:05:04 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  17. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 15:53:24 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    pronounced like Youtube Skull Shaun pronounces "Nazi"

    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 15:53:24 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  18. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 15:50:31 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    rather than "useful idiots for nazis", can we call them "nazi patsies"

    natsy, -ies

    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 15:50:31 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  19. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 17:33:51 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    shoutout to the bit in Super Paper Mario where Peach is being held captive by some turbonerd and has to do a quiz to get free and

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 17:33:51 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  20. Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 12:14:11 EDT Professor Fischstörer Professor Fischstörer

    just to make it entirely clear, that second screenshot is from an actual real official Turok game coming out this month: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1078560/Turok_Escape_from_Lost_Valley/

    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 12:14:11 EDT from mastodon.social permalink

    Attachments

    1. Turok: Escape from Lost Valley on Steam
      Turok: Escape from Lost Valley is a third-person action/adventure game where the Player is Turok, trying to find a way back home. The player explores this strange place with Andar, and it will take all their skills to survive the environment, creatures, and other dangers on the adventure through the Lost Valley.
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