a reminder of one of macOS's greatest UI innovations: the Crayon color picker
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2019 10:42:29 EST 
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2019 12:21:42 EST 
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            GDPR is pronounced "giddy purr"
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2019 17:10:48 EDT 
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            ah, Teddy Bear month https://youtu.be/cILZ_cB3_so
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2019 08:47:39 EDT 
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            it's KIND OF WEIRD to think that Germans just grow up knowing that there's *literally tons* of explosives buried around the towns they live in that MIGHT blow up at any point especially if disturbed but they probably won't so it's just kind of taken as a fact of life
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2019 08:46:03 EDT 
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            I'd previously mumbled about how growing up in post-WW2 Germany is a bit weird because construction work keeps turning up unexploded bombs and everyone just kind of goes "oh, okay, another one of those"
there was one found in Nuremberg again yesterday but when searching for news reports about it I'm just finding other articles about one found in February (also in Nuremberg)
here's a screenshot of the "related articles" bit from one of them
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2019 17:26:26 EDT 
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            http://twitter.com/sweekbat/status/1172955352343732225 "My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night"
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2019 04:51:21 EDT 
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            heyo, code people friends! Just thought I'd let you know about this helpful testing resource I ran into a few years ago: https://github.com/minimaxir/big-list-of-naughty-strings
it's a long long list in various formats of bits of text that are liable to cause Problems when you use them as user input, from control characters to fancy unicode to things that look like rude words to simple script injections
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-2019 08:32:09 EDT 
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            Doomguy IS in the Donkey Kong Extended Universe:
Doom -> Commander Keen -> Minecraft -> Super Meat Boy -> Bit.Trip -> Shovel Knight -> Smash
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:52:54 EDT 
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            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cxy8TSPZcU a reminder that German children's TV also just kind of casually features visits from thrash metal musicians
I love the fuckin riff he just idly bangs out there, too
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:40:06 EDT 
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            award-winning German educational show Löwenzahn, 1988: Peter Lustig visits a water treatment plant to show how it all works
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 06:36:21 EDT 
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            TIL that apparently in German kids' TV it's acceptable to have a goofy little animation with horny carp to explain the lifecycle of fish [CW: spunking cartoon fish]
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 08:38:30 EDT 
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            TIL that Nier Automata cribbed Serious Sam's Kamikazes as enemy designs
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 07:50:18 EDT 
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            a reminder that Guitar Wolf is a comrade
Wild Zero is a little weird because it runs with the whole "oh no, the pretty girl has a dick" trope throughout but then is legitimately quite heartfelt about "but it's fine, who actually cares"
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 10:29:53 EDT 
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            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydxIeO-2C2M you're welcome [videogame guns/gore in video thumbnail]
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 23:38:24 EDT 
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            @matt https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036 a reminder of when The Onion were literal prophets of the future
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2019 17:05:04 EDT 
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            @gdkar see also: Jon Bon Jovi's real name is John Francis Bongiovi
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 15:53:24 EDT 
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            pronounced like Youtube Skull Shaun pronounces "Nazi"
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2019 15:50:31 EDT 
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            rather than "useful idiots for nazis", can we call them "nazi patsies"
natsy, -ies
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 17:33:51 EDT 
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            shoutout to the bit in Super Paper Mario where Peach is being held captive by some turbonerd and has to do a quiz to get free and
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Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2019 12:14:11 EDT 
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            just to make it entirely clear, that second screenshot is from an actual real official Turok game coming out this month: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1078560/Turok_Escape_from_Lost_Valley/
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