Notices by Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan: (elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 10

@flussence @amic it isn't powerful stuff

@flussence @amic like 355ml?

@amic had a little bit of cider and now she's drunk

@flussence @amic she had a bit of cider and now she got drunk...

Reprogramming Google Home devices to respond to "ok boomer" as a prank

how dare they call me out for eating this packet once

It's funny too cause some weeks I work like 50-60 hours a week and the fucking boomers at work piss and moan at working a few hours over. Give me a break.

Maybe if you didn't all spend your money on lowfat yogurt, yoga classes, and boats, you'd have the money to retire early /s.

When boomers say "millenials and gen Z have no work ethic" I laugh because some of the laziest fuckers I've ever met are boomers. They fucking invented the art of passing the buck. Do you know how many fucking boomers I've had to literally *force* to do their jobs at work? God.

alcohol

A reminder I made :apple_logo_trans:

:tipsytentacle_coffee:

Fuck, two years since Natalie died.

You thought it was Italian but it was me, Zio!!!

@kurisu @cantinto Even Tulsa proper has low density.

We have the same population as Bristol roughly and over twice the area.

The suburbs just make it worse.

Going to Walmart is a 20 minute expedition by car on the highway.

At least it isnt like my former commute. 69 miles. Took me an hour and a half to get to work. And somehow I was still technically living in the Tulsa metro.

@strnom because our urban planning is asinine

@lanodan at least you HAVE one :P

@kurisu @cantinto Yeah they're not like US cities at all and the density is insane compared to America